Friday, 2 January 2015

Sweet Dreams Fridee

Wonka here.  You have it in a nutshell folks out there all living the life of Reilly whilst we back here on our tiny island, well we manage I dare say.....yes Owner reports some lovely dreams up!  all about moving (oh no we are not I says up - but she goes IT IS JUST A DREAM WONKA.) to a nice house in Leeds.  Once more I beg to venture up that I AM NOT MOVING AND NOT TO LEEDS.  I am sure, Owner droned to me, that it didn't mean really going there.  The rest of it was all about some nice babies who really were nice and played and went to sleep and so on without any bother.  OH I goes trying to stay interested as it was close to my second helping for breakfast.  It all seemed to lead (OH there is that word again) to Owner being in a warm and happy mood and if Owner is happy.......

Next sweet and dreamy para.  Now today did pass in a sort of a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz OH excuse me I must have dozed off a second.  I was going to say what a nice relaxing time we are having with Owner off work and watching shed loads of tv and films and catch ups.  YES she has watched an hour long episode of Enders,  That folks is how relaxed she is.  WHAT ON EARTH for?  you all gasp up??  This folks is why............
 
There we are!!!  after what seems an aon (OOH) of time we may be creeping nearer to who or what killed Lucee.  As I say, Owner is sufficiently relaxed and come day go day, to find out.   first off that new and terribly annoying woman who Max has dallied with and was supposed to be a police liaison person has been uncovering things.  One of them has meant her mouth must stay open for the entire hour long episode even after she was hit by a car and thrown over the bonnet.  Before that she met with the murderer and let them go AND spent even more time sending a text.  Owner spends time on texts but NOT THAT LONG.  I did fear for Owner's relaxed state a couple of times but it was alright as she just muttered a lot.  Foxy and roxy were in a car crash but survived it.  I know.  There is even a new baby too.  And evil Nick?  being evil in a pretend black leather jacket and a black woolly hat.  Finally, Fil has been relieved of ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS and took this news well.  He will sort it.  I must say if Owner loses a pound I have to pop upstairs and get under the bed pretty sharpish!! so there we are up to date and can it get any more complicated?  we didn't mention Patrick and we are not going to.  ~We love it. x
 
 
Final dream ridden para.  tonight Owner will have to cuddle up to Corrie X 2, and see if Roy's moment of madness with a spade will cost him dear.  Also we are weeping alongside our fave Steve who is horribly depressed and we love him.  We dread to think what Enders will cough up and will certainly watch it to find out.  Now last night we had the surprise of Dustin Hoffman in Esio Trot.  we love him and Owner will marry him if he is free and can find it in his heart to love her back.  Ruggles insisted on going out at 11pm and disrupted an otherwise calm night.  YES she let him back in finally at 4 am.  ME?  thanks for bothering, as good as the day is long and Bertie Bubb when he is not growling, eating or doing the other, is fairly well behaved too.  Now do go steady folks out there in the Wold wherever you are in it as the weekend is here and the festivities may start back up.  big Love Wonka x