Fresh Hi Ho para including a cartoon offering. You have heard me going on about those pesky Vikings and the chance of one of them standing in this poor election. I have been ready to glare at them through the double glazing the minute one of them sets foot in our miniscule (how I love that word) front garden and bangs on the door with his axe thingy:
There we are! What is VIKIP? that's what Owner would say if she came face to face with a VIKING INDEPENDENCE PARTY candidate. (I need a lie down after that sentence!) and they would give tow tons of flannel about (list) 1. Their strong navigating skills 2. Team building 3. ~Ability to capture and enslave Karls 4. guarantee to look big blonde and beauty.. To crown it all off they would brag about how they all turned up here a few hundred years back and built this and that, made friends with whoever was daft enough to still be here, and form trading ventures and such like. I'm sorry Owner would say, but I'm not convinced by your policies or your helmet and my vote is going to........... I love it. x
Small in fact tiny political update. Last night and only because there was the usual DE RIEN on, we had no option following a darker then usual Enders (Max in his underwear. yes) to watch Dave, Mr Ed and Old Nick all drum on about what they will do if they win A MAJORITY. All the info is, no one is going to do this. End of.
Final Hi Ho para. The seven dwarves who sang that song you all now have on the brain folks, all trundled off to the mine with their picks and shovels and Owner does recall one of them with a diamond in his eye that made her laugh when she first saw it. Of course our new song now is guess what? NO that is not it. It is We're busy doing nothing, working the whole day through!' I say take a leaf out of my book and relaxevous. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz OH!
Ruggles is on his fave top step with all that lovely fresh air blowing in, plus, the upside to this (for me) is that gingertop could not get by him to steal our food. Bertie bubb has resumed position in the land of wardrobe (nothing to do with me) leaving me, with the entire run of the house to play with, barring monsters and Vikings that is. Now tonight, we must have a rest from the snooker (our fave Stu Bingham in the lead) and cling onto back to back soaps. Kev is still under the spell of thingy who has more or less taken over his son Jack without his noticing. No. As for Enders, Shazzer has expressed a small worrywart about her chimneysweep son being influenced by mean evil and bullying Fil. When will they learn? We are on the brink of a bank holidee weekend here in our tiny island SO do go steady out there in the Wold good folks, wherever you are in it and whether you have a holidee or no. Big Love Wonka x