Owner is off to visit daughter and grandson and did NOT burn the toast this morn. Why not...I says helpfully, get a toaster Owner??
I MIGHT DO, she says back. In all her thousands of years in the kitchen she has never thought of investing (good word) in one.
Now I know you are all wondering, did she dream of anything last night? I FORGOT WHERE I HAD PARKED THE CAR WITH NO NAME, she tells me. is this a portent (OOOH!) I ask up?
Yesterdee, she drove into Kwickly Solve It garage to see if they knew the mystery to the boot which will not open.
NO, says the good mechanic, I CANNOT SOLVE IT and says it may mean a new lock. This, roughly translated means Owner needs a new car. End of.X
The next story in the #Wonkastories series is this one folks:
There we are! It is Conversations with Wonka part three I do think. X
Now Owner is ready to dash off and I can relaxevous. I have already checked on Bertie Bubb (hiss hiss squall hiss upset the whole household hiss.x) and think Ruggles heard me and thought there was a full on cat fight even though Owner reassured him. I know. Now do have a fab Mundee whatever it is doing with you, and remember to bristle up your whiskers and cat up!
Big Love Wonka X