Saturday, 4 March 2017

The Holiday Blues!

NOW WHAT Wonka? you all mumble up it being only really early (in our land and on this small isle) in the morning at approx. 11 AM.

Owner is slowly coming back to earth and realising she is no longer in NEW YORK.  blimey, you all say a bit louder this time - but it was 2 weeks ago!! NOT IN OWNER'S MIND!! In dearest Owner's mind she is still walking towards the Empire State Building in blinding sunlight busy snapping away with the new phone.X

YES!! It is more blue only this time it is the BLUE bag what went all around New York with Owner. Was it very expensive you all want to know?? When Owner coughed up for it a year ago on her travels to see her best cousin, she tried to hide it from me when she returned. IT WAS A NON ESSENTIAL Wonka she finally told me, THAT I HAD TO HAVE! Folks, what could I say to her, as it was smack on a tea time and I was starving.  The good credit card had stepped up once more AND as you can see, the bag itself stepped up in New York.   End of.X
Owner has bravely gone back to work and tried NOT to go on about her big adventure. And failed.  Most of the students were really interested announced Owner and thought it was amazing. but now, now it is TWO WEEKS ago and it all seems like a dream. it is hard to see how to motivate Owner when Easter is quite far off except in all the supermarkets and when holidays are quite far off unless she pops to nearby Whitby. WHY WHITBY you all ask me impatient now to get on with your Satdee.  Because dear folks our newest story has links to this good seaside and its history!!X
There have been changes folks in our Radio Routine.  GONE is good Brian and his sounds of the sixties.  GONE is good Anneka who we loved just before that.  Instead it is Tonee and Dermot. This may take some getting used to and Owner did NOT set her alarm for 6am (Tonee's show) and could not quite align with Dermot in the morning when he is really an afternoon person. that good saying If it aint broken don't fix it comes to mind and all I can say is it must have been broken, somewhere, invisibley(that might not be a real word but what the heck it is Satdee, push the boat out.X)
In other lesser news Owner has been mucking around with her earrings which are so small you need a microscope to see them, well one of them has fallen out.  I mean it has lost the stone. OH she goes, I will never find it! Did you want to insure them Madam, the customer assistant droned to Owner when she bought them? OH NO Owner goes back........ I know.X and I did mention we might need a periscope to find it now or did I mean a magnifying glass one of them.X
Now as far as we know Tresa is still wafting on about Brexit on toast with a splash of marmalade and how it must not have loads of butter on it, whilst Donwald the Trump is busy knitting a wall and throwing money at anything that doesn't need any.  so no change there Owner reckons and even Jezzer is still bleating on about how he mustn't change or throw himself off the ladder he was elected to be on. Absolutely De Rien change there either.X
In the telly world a few good series have shuddered to a halt.  Owner has nearly caught up with Taboo which seemed to concentrate A LOT on nasty things, cold things, and plots that defied understanding BUT had Tom thingy in all of it so it didn't matter.  Let it shine has shone off with a good boy band winning it and even Gazzer enjoyed himself a bit with Peter Kay standing in for Honey G I mean Robbie. Owner says you couldn't make it up and for once I agree.X
In Corrie, Meechelle has gone over the top and round the mulberry bush about Steve and the Babee.  The babe is Leeanne's but it doesn't matter in her head (Meechelle's head X) everyone is bad now and she must get even. Enders has a babe storyline too only it is thingies Babee and has got itself adopted.  Personally I see this as a plus for being brought up IN THE SQUARE means turning fat, or murderous oh or alcoholic.  End of.X
Is there a happy ending to this week and A LOT to look forward to for next Wonka you all now shout up at me.  I say it has been a good week for Owner smiling and laughing until she went a bit blue AND for next week once she gets on with our new story...she will be happy all over again!  Get your creative fur on and purr up a good story!  big Love Wonka X