It is just Owner who has a birthday on the horizon and yes they are all BIG ones now, but that nice chap in aged sibling's housing centre thingy café said YOU LOOK 17! and Owner has been very happy ever since. Said sibling has had his birthday and my best Auntie that is Owner's daughter has had her birthday so you see folks, it is the month for it. AND let us not forget that good Prince Harry shares his day with Owner's. End of.X
There we are!! Owner suddenly decided to do a new little advertisement for this very blog. Pourquoi? I says to her, thinking what has brought this flurry of advertising on. IT IS ALL ABOUT MARKETING WONKA she droned to me saying things like BRANDING and TARGETS. personally I think she is taking too much notice of those relentless nudges from FB but who am I?? ONLY THE MAIN CAT that's who! X
It has only gone and done that silly billy publishing thing when I am not prepared for it as if to get me back for saying things about the adverts. I know.X
In other more exciting non birthday news, Owner is still busy at home and not at work not lifting anything heavier than a kettle. if all the advisors had said DO NOT LIFT anything approaching Wonka, Owner thinks that is a better measure. has she been relaxing and watching wall to wall tv, boxsets and films. NOT a bit of it. Instead she went off out, saying she would be back soon and instead shuffled back in HOURS later with a new hairdo. THAT LOOKS NICE OWNER I said desperate for some tea time. I LIKE IT she said rushing to wash it and blow dry it and spray it into submission. Folks. it looks a treat and was well worth all those hours with bits of paper on her head.X
In the wicked world of nasty downright silly politics we were liking anna soubry but now! maintenant, we have changed our minds because she won't keep still about brexit INFACT she is keen on it now. the latest hashbrown on it is exit from brexit and we love it. Vinnie Canble is heading up a MARCH and you know he is our fave senior politician and that jezzer is bottom of the list. he may be tending to his allotment we don't know. As for Tresa Grey she has grabbed a few headlines for refusing to talk to someone or other. Same old same old.X
Thankfully amongst all the birthdays and hairdos and non kettle lifting there has been Corrie and Enders. In Enders there was a gas explosion which unfortunately didn't carry off the long list of characters that Owner had prepared. We are struggling to think of one. BUT a gun went off (don't ask) and shot Jonnie that is thingy and Mick's son AND jane was left to die in the burning bistro thing that is Ian's. Despite loving her to the bench and back, he did nothing to save her and left it to mad max to leave her to die in there. Is she dead? is she heck. last but not least, stephen the one with the pretend everything is now dead. HURRAH!! over in Corrie Reetah has come up with an ace excuse for forgetting stuff which is to blame it on the blood pressure tablets. like the rest of the nation Owner went to google this to see if that was aged parent's demise.....Feelan the big bad wolf next to that other one who pretends to love everyone but doesn't (Meechelles' ex) is busy convincing Andy who he has kidnapped and kept in a cellar THAT HE IS going to set him free!! Only andy believes him so far. We love it to shreds. tonight it is the battle of the Strictly and the Hex Factor with Casualtee sewn on the end. We love it we do.X
Next week is the big week for Owner and my work will be cut out making that day a special day. it means checking on ruggles and Bertrude to the nth degree to see they are behaving. Can I help it if all they do is HISS in my face and put their paws up? can I? Ruggles is fast over on the blanket box and Bertrude did pop out from under the bed for her breakfast and a small spat with me. I love them.x
Now do avoid being the wake of a hurricane or earthquake if you can they are very dangerous and we send lots of thoughts and keep safes to you if you are there. NATURE droned Owner, will get us in the end. Either that or that chappie who is playing with fire over on the other side of the world. Now do keep your furry chins up folks! tingle those whiskers and pad softly forward in the week ahead. you never know it could be the best week of your life!!
Big Love Wonka X
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