Saturday 24 February 2018

Your Beautiful Credit Card x

IS OWNER PINK LINT? you all shout up and ask me.  In a word OUI, YES Siree!  and for all you poor folk who are not sure about that rhyming slang is means SKINT which means poverty stricken round here.  X
 
There we are!! clinging onto it like glue folks!  It has come to Owner's rescue many a year and may be doing the same again.X
 
HAS OWNER BEEN REJECTED AGAIN? you all also wonder up, remembering the very swift return of one of our best stories last week. NOT YET is the answer to that folks, but it left a big dent in Owner's confidence which is now on about number 2 setting. 2 being NOT VERY CONFIDENT AT ALL and 10 being OVER CONFIDENT AT EVERYTHING.  end of.XX
 
 
Now apart from all these worries of NO CASH and NONE ON the horizon and books that no one wants to buy (I wasn't going to mention the dear publisher Austin Macauley sending Owner a whole forest of paper simply stating that PERsonnE WAS purchasing our Egyptian Tale.  Take it on the Chin Owner! I rallied! and blow me down, she refused to be upset.  I CANNOT WASTE TIME Wonka, she droned to me, BEING UPSET.  I did point out that other folks out there in the wide world are putting up with far worse that a few silly old rejections, but I did whisper it and from behind a door two floors up.X
PS if you feel sorry for Owner the BUY THE BOOK!!!! X
#wonkapresentsanegyptiantale. X
 
 
There it is!! and if I say it myself, as the confident cat I am - it is a funny story and worth every penny. every bit of those horrid plastic note things.X
 
sound of Klaxon going off folks just to warn you that Owner has said a couple of kindly things about Jezzer.  It might be the cash flow problem sending her a bit funny or just a lack of anyone else to root for (just where is that Vinnie?) and that nice Nicola being Scottish and all.  Donwald the Trump continues to annoy all with his rubbish problem solving, and wanting to arm teachers.  Not with more resources for the students but with guns.  Even a foundation class student would cotton on that teachers are bad enough left to teach..............  And, he has thin hair. I mean.  I haven't hardly mentioned Tresa Grey because she has done nothing to warrant a mention.X
 
Over in the wonderful world of reality shows, Owner has a new crush on Rob Beckitt who whispers to us about All Together Now.  he explains it to us, in big funny whispers to make sure we understand the rules.  I love him too and even Ruggles said.X  We kept up with The Voice and this week it is the Battles. This is where two of the singers sing with each other and one of them beats the others.  it is a massive anguish for the singers and not so bad for us although Owner has been known to shout up for her fave. WHY DID YOU PICK THAT ONE she goes.  In Corrie, Feelan has rumbled Nicola and told her she is no longer his beloved daughter! Eileen, is the only one he trusts.  I know.  This is the woman who although faced with thingy evidence to suggest he is an out and out murderer - STILL THINKS HE IS OK and the rest of the street are wrong.  Carling black eyebrows has a new kidnee courtesy of AAden who cried and may well be depressed. Goodness knows what is happening in Enders except Owner laughed out loud (very rare.X) and it was at Karen who works in the launderette.  the heist thingy still pops up now and then as a storyline that quite frankly wants popping in the dryer. X
 
There is talk of snow Wonka! Owner tells me - I did say what diff will it make to ME, Ruggles and Bertie but she wasn't listening about going on about her forthcoming interview (Tuesdee) and how it might affect her journey. JUST KEEP YOUR WELLIES to hand Owner I says, with an eye on my teatime. YES I am still on a diet and YES Ruggles and Bertie can eat at will. jealous? ME? not a bit of it.X
 
So the week ahead could be might be let's hope it be, a turning of our fortunes, snow filled or not.  Owner has her interview outfit (Tick), interview prep (Tick) a plan B (that nice agency she used to work for rang up in the week) and a new hair colour (Jury out.  Owner likes it for now. there is still time.........X)
 
Keep your FUR coats buttoned up tight folks against the chill, and bristle those whiskers!! Big Love Wonka X

 


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