Saturday 14 April 2018

BIG LOVE !!

Now what Wonka? you all want to know about this latest LOVE IN of mine.  Everywhere you look and turn round folks is talk of guns and war and bombing and wotnot SO FOR TODAY I am declaring a BIG WONKA LOVE IN.  End of.  YES Owner agrees with this whole heartedly and says she is fed up to the back teef (what is left of them) with horrid strikes on war torn areas.  The common people she droned to me, are taking the brunt of the actions of a few selfish thick skulled money making power crazed MEN.  I means.XX

 
Here we are folks!! something to cheer us all up it is the latest #Mumsteds and is starring Blue Seal and Frida Kahlo (Owner has spelt this in as many ways as you can dream of and settled on that spelling)  End of. X
 
Now in other news AS YOU KNOW Owner sped off on an adventure that took her via St Pancras and the Eurostar to the Netherlands!!! it was a fab journey BARRING one thing.  Owner received a message from Eurostar advising her return journey was cancelled because those pesky French were having a train strike!! Did it spoil her journey Wonka you all shout at me worried and stressed just like she was !!! OF COURSE IT DID.  Owner has since blamed it ALL on Mercury being in retrograde.  In meantime she had an ace time with beloved (??!!) daughter and grandson in Helmond which she reports to me is as clean as a whistle and beauty pink blossom everywhere.  She even went to Eindhoven (GORGEOUS Wonka she droned to me - they all went for lunch in a Happy Eating cafe for Happy Vegans...X) and ended up in Brussels station for the journey home.  She loved it BUT was glad to be home.
 
 
There she is!! Tis Peggy who now resides in Helmond and is the most spoilt cat there!! Owner brought her a packet of my favourite seaside Felix biscuits too.  I know. Lots of kisses over the North Sea to you Peggy!! X
 
 
In other dreary news Tresa Grey keeps pretending to be acting in the interests of the people when instead she is swept along by her tatty cabinet and talking to Donwald the Trump who as far as we know is making it up as he goes along, and doing this all by himself.  Angela Merkel who may be the only one left talking sense, is talking sense. Jezzer has made a few noises from the allotment and Vinnie sounded off in some echo chamber somewhere too.  The Greens are active on Twitter but then so is all else.  Owner is fed up to the ---OH I've said that once she is very fed up then.  WILL SHE STILL VOTE FOR Jezzer you all want to know suddenly interested in Owner's swing from centre ground to a couple of degrees to the left.  FOLKS who knows?  Does the wind blow off the sea?? Did that Roman have a revelation on the road to Damascus? XXX
 
We have clung folks clung to Corrieogginstreet and loved nearly every minute eXCEPT the silly dragged out story of Evah's babe.  She went and tolt AYden that is Ayden who gave Carling Black eyebrows the kidney - and Ayden says he does not believe the babe is his.  Without a test.  Evah has changed her mind (what mind Owner shouted at the telly) and is still giving the babe to Toytown and Peetah (Peetah does not know any of this as yet but Symon his mixed up son does) and Adam who is not the father well Evah say he is to Ayden and now it is all a bit silly and Shakespeare would have been up all night writing the end.  Owner has managed to watch another violent and blood soaked episode of Gianni Versace without whimpering and there is Casualtee to look forward to tonight.XX
 
Listen up folks!! KLAXON - you know Owner has been on the scrap heap and that unique selling point consultant thingy wotsit has ensured this continued?? Well an old consultant from Owner's previous agency only went and emailed her with an offer of work!! I have rarely seen Owner so excited for weeks.  This same consultant who Owner used to babble to, argue with and cry to on the end of the phone whilst sitting shivering with fear in her car having stumbled from a classroom and wicked Skool - well now he is her best friend folks!! this is the same Owner who declared I AM NEVER GOING BACK Wonka.  I know.X  But the fact remains (if I can use that word without Owner hearing me and spitting and shouting x) if I am to live in a luxurious manner oh alright and Ruggles and Bertie Bubb then some more money must fall into Owner's bank account.  I have not recounted Owner's long and sorry calls with the HMRC and royal London and I'm not going to. I AM NOT IN THAT TAX BRACKET Wonka she shouts to me!! folks at this rate we are not in any tax bracket!!! X
 
Now next week looks alright to me - that horrid mist and grey and cold and mizzle weather has lifted and there is view out of the window.  YES I am fine really, and enjoyed the little break whilst Owner was dallying around the Netherlands - Bertie knew no different and Ruggles only got in my way once.............................X
 
Have a Sunny Purry Furry week folks!! Big Love Wonka XX


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