Saturday 5 May 2018

Umbrella Days!

Folks!!! IT HAS GONE SO HOT AND SUNNY OWNER HAS propped up the magic sunshade AND the bead curtain adorns the good back door incase of those pesky flies.  WHAT a day folks!! and where are we?? Dozing it all offski in the little sitting room with the blind down and the snookerooni on!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 
 
 
There we are!! me and the Ruggles having a silly old stand off!! We love it. X
 
As for Bertie bubb, she is fast over on her heated pad.  YES SIREE.  Owner insisted on washing it in the week in a flurry of tidiness and I did say to her I said OWNER MAKE SURE YOU REMEMBER WHICH WAY UP THE LITTLE PAD GOES............. yes I did shout it folks but sure as eggs are free range eggs she forgot and had to google it in case the Bubster gets cold in the night.  Or, on a boiling hot day.  I mean.X
 
Now besides snooker Owner has spent the entire week up to her neck in accounting and complaining and administrating.  some of it was for her BUT most of it was for aged sibling and aged parent.  I have had my work cut out folks keeping Owner upright and ALRIGHT.  Making suggestions like:
 
1.  How about wall to wall snooker? TICK
 
2.  spending some money well just a little bit on a nice treat TICK
 
3. NOT watching Enders! BIG TICK
 
4. a 5 pack of doughnuts with jam in...............Massive TICK
 
The only reason it went slightly off course was a silly email too many from the silly old local authority who even now are wading through a GIGANTIC (good use of word.X) complaint.  Owner has even folks contacted Guardian Opinion.  And if they can get to grips with it I'm a Dutchman. Enders could have an entirely different cast and three hundred new storylines for all we know and the only bit Owner caught sight of was Mad Max who has the KA LOT now and is married to a strange and weird and horrid woman, and FIL saying to him (along the lines of) WOTCH IT. X
 
Over in Corrie Owner is wrestling with TOYTOWN and her endless lies - one lie leads to another even sillier lie until you think DOES TOYTOWN RUN ALL OF CORRIE?  All she has to say is NO! and all jump to attention.  It is not clever or funny says Owner droning on - next week will be even worse as AYDEN who will never know that Evahs babe which is his is masquerading as Toytown's and Peetahs - he is leaving the show in a really sad way. I DON'T LIKE IT droned Owner when she found out.Between this and an overload of HARRY and MEGHAN which also means a tour round the entire Royal Fambily - well this has saved Owner from popping us all the car with no name and driving to the ferry and beyond.  I know.X
 
On the snooker table we want KYREN pronounced like SIREN to win it and we don't mind if it is Bazzer Hawkins or Marky Williams to the Final.x
 
 
some of the country dragged itself off to the polling centres to vote. NOT US though.  and the result was a nothing result whereby no one PERSONNE made any real difference with Tresa May going on about how successful she is I mean the tories are and Jezzer whispering to the camera about gaining Plymouth, where they make a rather good Plymouth Gin.  AND that is where the  pilgrim fathers set off from folks when they thought about discovering Americy.  I know.  Vinnie put in a small appearance from somewhere and the Greens declared themselves to be the fourth party.  With Jelly and icecream.XX
 
Donwald the Trump is STILL coming here and paying a visit to Sconny botland and if they can't deal with him NO ONE can.  NO ONE sorts folk out like the Scottish do.X
 
Owner still hasn't got any work and blow me down if that consultant with the unique selling point talk, did ring her up. HALLO went Owner in that AND YOU ARE? voice.  The call got cut off and Owner said she hung up and anyway it was for some work that Owner could not do.  IF SHE RINGS AGAIN droned Owner, I will hang up on her and pretend we got cut off.  And no folks, I did not disagree as it was cuddling up to my tea time and I need every snack I can get now I am on a Diet.x
 
Surely next week will be alright Wonka you all say to me, concerned about the planetary line up.  Folks, we must stand firm, and not take any bolloney for an answer.  And I look at this way folks, by the law of percentages, at some stage Owner will be right and they'll all be wrong!!!! Take it steady, have a nice zzzzzz in the sun when things get tough and keep those fangs at the ready!!!
Big Love Wonka X
 

 
 
 
 


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