Saturday 20 July 2019

SunnyShine and Rain again!! X

HALLOA FOLKS and here we go for a quick blast of gossipy blogginess for your fun filled Satdees.

FIRST UP - SKOOLS OUT!!!! - yes siree those pesky students all over this land will be flooding out the streets the parks the this and the that, being the pesky thingmebobs they are!!  and Owner can sit back and relax for the next six weeks without those phone calls in the morning CAN YOU DO A MORNING........

OOPS p p p p published by mistake and you know I blame Owner for everything so it is her fault not mine!! X
 
That looks yummy Wonka you all shout up loving your fish and chips well SOME OF YOU love it...... gone are the days when Owner ate fish as you know she is now (mostly X) a Vegan personage who denies herself things like fish as they are living creatures who live in the sea not my tummy Wonka she drones to me - now personally I like a little bit of fish like my old mate Golly who went mad for a bit of haddock.  I know X  But Owner is on one of her excursions with aged parent who does still like a fish with her chip. X
 
So Owner isn't too depressed about a) all the fun filled wedding thing is over and there is nothing DE RIEN ZILCH to look forward to.  b) not having enough munny - folks this is normal city for us lot so really it should not be on the depressed list. c) still not seen series 8 of Game of Thrones (we are behind the rest of mankind in this even the yr sevens have seen it.) d) just nothing to look forward to again. X  I did say to Owner she has a nice DVD of someone frozen in the Arctic and having to get saved OR do that saving themselves thing AND there is still 'The Longest Day' left to watch in her war films boxset.  Strangely folks this didn't do the trick and she is still on mood setting minus around 5 or 6.XX
 
In the silly billy pollytical fiasco they call government and people keep mentioning the S work (sovereignty X) it falls from bad to down a precipice and more besides.  foolish mad hatter Johnson and mousey Hunt have paraded their stuff and been voted on.  The rest of us poor mortals have to sit back and endure the result of this which as Owner moaned up might set us on the next world war ahead of Donwald who is busy stoking it all up (and blaming it on others) over the ocean - have we brought this ridiculous situation on ourselves folks and the answer is yes.  Owner says there is enough to go round for all of us on this planet BUT some greedy people want more and more.  What of Jezzer you all whisper up keen to know if he is speaking up nice and loudly anywhere important BUT NO - he is instead awash with folk telling him he is rubbish at leading so he remains (wrong word.X) in his shed or on that fence or on his allotment.  The saga of who will replace Vinnie continues apace and whoever it is we love them lots.  The Greens continue to be above criticism just saving the planet whilst all else stick the knife in. X
 
What has Owner been clinging to on the telly you all wonder?  Beecham House didn't quite keep Owner from fidgeting about although we do like thingy PLUS we like India too.  in Corrie land Gary has owned up to not doing it, Gemah and Chesnee are still making Owner laugh (X) and Carling black eyebrows is not crazed anymore BUT Roy has moved in with Evelyn and Tyrone and the mutt so anything could happen there.  The loan shark (was it Rick) is still buried in the woods until a dog starts scuffing and sniffing round........and his daughter and thingy both smell a rat.  it is between Casualtee and The Voice tonight whichever keeps Owner pinned to the settee the longest really and finally in Holbee that silly plotline involving mothers and adopted mothers with half sisters palled up with control freaks well that has come to a full stop as Dom recognised his half sister's dilemma and sorted it!! BUT Lofty has had a fling with a woman who is having his babe!! WHOA.  All to keep us slightly hooked folks but that is the Summer for you devoid of any decent progs.  Peaky Blinders where art thou shouts Owner.
 
Owner has heard talk of the next series and in the meantime a bit of Polly and Thomas for you!! X
 
 
What of dat Squeaka and dat Ruggles - Rug is still nesting dead centre of Owner's best nest and I have to say there are days when all three of us take to it - Owner mind?  NOT A BIT OF IT -she just smiles and says how she loves to see us there.  I mean X  and Squeak is nearly a full grown kitkat and I love her I really do - especially when she is asleep................XX
 
Now next week folks the first week of Owner's big rest and slowly but surely she will realise NO BRRRRNG BRRRRNG of a morning and instead she can relaxez vous with me and the others AND that pesky Little Princess who is trying to move in.  Owner has cleared the outhouse and popped Rugglesis old blanket in a box - ah those were the days when da Ruggles lived outside.  Who would know it now eh.... so all of you out there whatever you get up to next week, make it a furry purry fun filled week why don't you!! Big Love Wonka XXX

 


Sunday 7 July 2019

Holding the Fort X

THANK GOODNESS YOU ARE BACK WONKA!! Yes Folks!! Here I am at last with a few moments to spare to bring you all up to date and hows your father (or mother or great aunty.X).

IF THE TRUTH BE KNOWN ( a fave saying from my beloved Owner X) I have been very busy and tied up infact with looking after dat KITKAT who is nearly a grown Kit, Pip Squeaka - and when he is not looking, Rugglestop.  Obvs da squeaka was more demanding and kept asking things like 'when will Owner be back - is she here yet, is it tea time yet and is Owner back yet.....x' I mean beloved Owner had only been gone a few minutes before it all started!  SHE's ONLY GONE TO HELMOND FOR DAUGHTER'S WEdding I consoled with - and of course as you know folks when Owner nips off out of it for a few days does Aunty Paula step up to the plate to look after us.  Owner left her a complete short story full of instructions and tables laden with wipes and bags and kitchen paper towels and such like - frankly I was amazed we got fed at all!!  BUT she is back and I can stand down folks and have a few well earned zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
 
What a champ!!!atop the linen basket that has seen a lot of us felines enjoying a nice sit down. X
 
 
Well Owner did drone on LOTS about the wedding and how happy daughter was and how her hair went flat (Owner'sX) and she looked about 100 in all the photoshoots (Owner did X) BUT overall it did go very well indeed AND Owner is now the proud owner of a son in law!!! It had to happen eventually Wonka she droned to me.  Now the trains all behaved themselves except the Eurostar one which got itself delayed on the outward journey.  I would RATHER HAVE GOT THERE ON TIME she moaned up to me, THAN GET A PARTIAL refund.  Now folks we have to wait 28 days to see just how partial a partial refund is but I will keep you posted. WILL IT PUT OWNER OFF travelling on the Eurostar you all shout at me desperate for a trip adviser review...........NOT a bit of it, NON, NYET, NEIN and NEE (that last one folks is Dutch!!!)X
 
so not much time for watching our faves, BUT there is now Wimbledon folks and the latest sensation is Coco de Gauffe!! She is only (ONLY) 15 but as you know Owner is acquainted with 15 year olds at the Skool and says they are 15 going on 50.  End of.  Darling Roger the Fed is still in it to win it as is our fave to win this year Rafa.  all the progs have been moved sideways and upstairs for the tennis and the footie so between that and travelling the Netherlands Owner must catch up.  Bit like me and the zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
 
 
The latest Helmond bears for you!! Tis Kermit the frog and Harvey the Rabbit.  (with Owner's cat purse, her blusher brush and perfume too.X)
 
 
Now in the pollyticical world all is as mad as Boris Johnson's hatter or should I say hair - Hunt is losing he was always going to lose BUT we think once Mr Boris gets to number 10 all will fall apart quite quickly, there will be a general election AND the tories will be outski - just my little prediction mostly based on Owner's considerable foresight in these matters.  With any luck Brexit will be HEXIT and we will all wake up from our rumplestiltskin snoozles to find a UK we all like after all.  I haven't mentioned donwald the trump and I'm not going to but his partner in office Melanie or something has had a statue made in Slovenia her home town which was described as  LUMPEN AND LIKE A SCARECROW.  Owner has seen it and agrees wholeheartedly.X
 
 
Now as we peek over the cat dishes into the week ahead and let us not forget Mercury is in retrograde and in a shadow or something very like that - be lucky - stand firm, point your chin towards the thing you want and PURR your way towards it!! Big Love Wonka XXXXXXXX