Sunday 7 July 2019

Holding the Fort X

THANK GOODNESS YOU ARE BACK WONKA!! Yes Folks!! Here I am at last with a few moments to spare to bring you all up to date and hows your father (or mother or great aunty.X).

IF THE TRUTH BE KNOWN ( a fave saying from my beloved Owner X) I have been very busy and tied up infact with looking after dat KITKAT who is nearly a grown Kit, Pip Squeaka - and when he is not looking, Rugglestop.  Obvs da squeaka was more demanding and kept asking things like 'when will Owner be back - is she here yet, is it tea time yet and is Owner back yet.....x' I mean beloved Owner had only been gone a few minutes before it all started!  SHE's ONLY GONE TO HELMOND FOR DAUGHTER'S WEdding I consoled with - and of course as you know folks when Owner nips off out of it for a few days does Aunty Paula step up to the plate to look after us.  Owner left her a complete short story full of instructions and tables laden with wipes and bags and kitchen paper towels and such like - frankly I was amazed we got fed at all!!  BUT she is back and I can stand down folks and have a few well earned zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
 
What a champ!!!atop the linen basket that has seen a lot of us felines enjoying a nice sit down. X
 
 
Well Owner did drone on LOTS about the wedding and how happy daughter was and how her hair went flat (Owner'sX) and she looked about 100 in all the photoshoots (Owner did X) BUT overall it did go very well indeed AND Owner is now the proud owner of a son in law!!! It had to happen eventually Wonka she droned to me.  Now the trains all behaved themselves except the Eurostar one which got itself delayed on the outward journey.  I would RATHER HAVE GOT THERE ON TIME she moaned up to me, THAN GET A PARTIAL refund.  Now folks we have to wait 28 days to see just how partial a partial refund is but I will keep you posted. WILL IT PUT OWNER OFF travelling on the Eurostar you all shout at me desperate for a trip adviser review...........NOT a bit of it, NON, NYET, NEIN and NEE (that last one folks is Dutch!!!)X
 
so not much time for watching our faves, BUT there is now Wimbledon folks and the latest sensation is Coco de Gauffe!! She is only (ONLY) 15 but as you know Owner is acquainted with 15 year olds at the Skool and says they are 15 going on 50.  End of.  Darling Roger the Fed is still in it to win it as is our fave to win this year Rafa.  all the progs have been moved sideways and upstairs for the tennis and the footie so between that and travelling the Netherlands Owner must catch up.  Bit like me and the zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
 
 
The latest Helmond bears for you!! Tis Kermit the frog and Harvey the Rabbit.  (with Owner's cat purse, her blusher brush and perfume too.X)
 
 
Now in the pollyticical world all is as mad as Boris Johnson's hatter or should I say hair - Hunt is losing he was always going to lose BUT we think once Mr Boris gets to number 10 all will fall apart quite quickly, there will be a general election AND the tories will be outski - just my little prediction mostly based on Owner's considerable foresight in these matters.  With any luck Brexit will be HEXIT and we will all wake up from our rumplestiltskin snoozles to find a UK we all like after all.  I haven't mentioned donwald the trump and I'm not going to but his partner in office Melanie or something has had a statue made in Slovenia her home town which was described as  LUMPEN AND LIKE A SCARECROW.  Owner has seen it and agrees wholeheartedly.X
 
 
Now as we peek over the cat dishes into the week ahead and let us not forget Mercury is in retrograde and in a shadow or something very like that - be lucky - stand firm, point your chin towards the thing you want and PURR your way towards it!! Big Love Wonka XXXXXXXX


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