There we are!! Tis Ginger Tom and the napoleon hat clock from the story #spookytale (for your delight this story is on smashwords.com) which does tell of the 'lost hour' - for this is what happens when we put hours forward or back - there is an hour hanging around somewhere with things happening in it!!! XX
so folks instead of me and dat newbie Pip Squeaka playing our games at 6 am in the morning it will suddenly transform itself into 7 am in the morning. we play under the new metal bed frame bed and atop the new metal bed frame bed and mattress and then we bob into the hallway and behind the curtain and back again - Owner wakes up during all of this saying things like IS THAT YOU WONKA? and IS THAT YOU SQUEAKA? and folks you know me I always shout back NO it is the those pesky Vikings having a game of skittles in our best hallway but she just says I LOVE YOU WONKA (and da pip squeaka X) and goes back into one of her really complicated dreams. I know. X
It has been a quiet week here and just what Owner needed to de stress and stop her anxiety levels climbing up. Just one pesky day's work helping out those ancient students in the skool with some science (pressure and cooling and heating and such like) and then art work (huge tick) where Owner learnt a new stitch called a French Knot. I LOVE that stitch she droned to me later on when I was concentrating hard on washing a bit of fur just slightly out of reach due to my cuddly tummy. she does love a bit of hand sewing as this is a STRESS BUSTER. and folks, in this house, we can't have enough of those. the other indicator that Owner is on the edge is when I am (once more) laying on the bathroom floor in a patch of sunlight having a pleasant wash round and maybe a quick game of patacake with Squeaka, is when I notice Owner has the nail scissors................. it always means she has transformed into a hairdresser without any of the talent, skills, knowledge or experience.
There we are!! that is me and Owner with ATTITUDE!! because as Owner rightly says, if you have this you can FRONT it out and be a cool cat. YES Owner managed by sheet ignorance and snipping to acquire a new fringe. Which no one PERSONNE would know was down to her snipping. X
Which brings me onto the very thing that does need a giant snip to it - it should be renamed DUMPIT, LOSE IT, SNIPPIT and leave leaving it. It's the biggest no deal deal, no leave leave and meaningless meaningfull voting nonsicle (my word. very proud) we have witnessed in our lifetime of voting and understanding pollytics. Owner answered the door on thursdee to a startled labour candidate ( I did say have you checked he is not a Viking in disguise. She said not.X) who then had to listen hard to all the reasons why she is NOT going to vote labour. Top of the list (and his) was reason one 1. JEZZER 2. Momentum 3. Not remainers 4. not electable as a government 5. by this time Owner and the candidate were comparing notes and times gone by when Labour was a glorious party and all voted for it. BUT THIS IS NOT THE CASE NOW Owner shouts to the entire street. You will have heard how this silly billy toy story party headed up by that big robot toy Tresa Grey keeps bringing up the same thing for all to vote on and then looking GRAVE and disappointed when it is rejected yet again. We love John Bercow who can bellow for ingerland and shouts at all THE NAYS HAVE IT he shouts yet again. Donald the Tusk who heads up the EEWE is our new fave, as he stands up for me and Owner and ALL the other remainers. We love you and he saved the name Donald might I say. X
Over in telly land we have been let down. not by All Together Now and beloved Rob the Beckett who continues to be as funny as you like and loveable with it. Not by The Voice which is as serious as you like BUT with some singers who we like and some judges too - our money REMAINS on Emmanuel we do love him Not Corrie where Gary is still the loveable aggressive bullyboy and Seb his scapegoat and Sarah who cannot tell the diff. Wayne who is the newbie on the block is onto the truth of the roof (MY saying of the week and I love it. ver Proud.) and Carling Brown eyebrows is nowhere to be seen with Peetah.... little baby bertie is home and for now is seen but not heard by her doting parents. Rana is dead but not forgotten by her griefstricken and over the top I might add bruv who has Toyah to rescue him. IT WAS HOLBEE that let us down with POOR STORYLINE of the year to-date. That annoying Scottish doctor with her equally annoying daughter is suddenly revealed as Dom's mum. By who we thought was Dom's Mum but she is not Dom's Mum she is his ADOPTED MUM. this means that jolly relationship between Dom and the daughter is only close and jolly because they are HALF siblings OR are they FULL siblings. Dom still thinks he has a proper mum and dad and a jolly friend. And this is suddenly laid bare on Dom's birthday. How jolly can it get? Owner's daughter switched if off as the other storyline about the quirky doctor nurse thingy treating immigrants in the hospital cellar and getting spragged on by SOSHA annoyed her to the nth. And Casualtee has only got itself a new member of staff that Owner says she is not sure about. BUT she has started to watch on iplayer a nice violent crime series called Line of Duty and that folks saved the week. X
The only reason folks I haven't mentioned my old mucker ruggles is because he has done nothing except bag the best seat in the house to zzzzzzzzzzzz eat on demand and do the other. he is retired and living the dream folks.X
Next week is the run up to the Easter Break and all that comes with it. Two more weeks of nerves jangling when the phone rings in the morning (for Owner) and maybe a little breakaway is on the cards. Whatever you are up to next week folks, bring out your best attitude and purr loudly in the face of all!! big Love Wonka X
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