OU EST WONKA??
Folks, I have been looking after my very best Owner who is in mourning as you know for the aged. BUT WONKA, I hear you all whisper up and mutter frightened to barely say what you are all thinking.
BUT WONKA WE ALL THOUGHT THE AGED WAS A TRIAL AND A BURDEN...…………….
Folks, death is a strange entity, and Owner says it is like repaying a debt OR having a debt paid off -- all that time it had hung over you and you thought it would never end, it seemed to take over your sorry life AND THEN one day it is not there any more. Death comes along and wipes out all the previous little stuff and replaces it with LOVING MEMORIES and THINGS YOU CAN COPE WITH . I did say to Owner are all these searching insights part and parcel of the (pretty lengthy) grieving process AND comma, I added, does the process itself want rewriting according to you.
DON'T BE SO SILLY WONKA she goes back, and folks, that's when I know she is returning to some sore of normal. ISH.
There we are!! The launch of the newbie Strictly Series 17!!!! I know. It seems like only yesterdee when we started watching it. BUT the first show was Satdee just gone and did it do well?? OH YES - out best fave is Will Bayley we love him and his partner Janette Manrara who is to do with Aljaz (you say it like allyash.X)
What else is Owner watching and not crying along with. NOT Corrie where shinaid is dying of her pretend cancer she wept solidly through that episode, and not the new hospital show where volunteers help out on the wards MORE WEEPING. Enders is saved as it is full of big shazzer who is even bigger now she is pregnant with the wrong one's babe. Eggheads is saved as the challengers lose all the time and Barry keeps getting the odd question wrong which is only funny. OH there is a new comedy sitcom thingy wotsit called Scarborough!!! and Owner loves it to shreds especially the hairdressers in it which is based on every single hair salon that Owner ever stepped into.
DARE WE ASK HOW OWNER's HAIR IS? Folks, she straightaway went out shortly after aged PASSED OVER and purchased hair dye AND bleach. I managed to persuade her that if she went straight to bottle bleached hair little not so little Pip Squeak might not recognise her and leave home, whereas just going up a few shades (to quote Scarborough 'nice and bright for the Summer!' YES I know Autumn approaches...….X) it would be less frightening. For all of us. And the neighbours (we don't care about them especially not the one who is obsessed with the bins.X) and all else who think they know Owner. And so folks it is a couple of shades lighter and no one PERSONNE has noticed and screamed at her.X
There she is!! Never happier than when messing about with her hair. We love it. X
Now a very quick pollytillyitical round up. JEZZER has suddenly taken on the mantle of a MAN WHO CAN and all this thanks to Joris Bonson who has proved over and over again that he is a MAN WHO CAN'T. He can have as many girlfriends as he likes all with blonde hair and no children BUT when it comes to running our best country HE NEEDS TO GROW UP. If folks it was anyone else they would say he is having a mid life crisis and will be turning up places on a motor bike next OR a skateboard. Vinnie as you know stepped down (we miss you like crazee Vinnie) and Jo Swimmingly stepped up and she does seem to be everywhere you turn right now. Which leaves the beloved Greens who never change OR have inner fightings and we love them. Donwald the Trump is busy with his immigration folly whereby he banishes refugees to far flung jungles (not with Ant n Dec on standby either X) and saying he is NOT starting a war with Iran. And Folks we hope that is true that.X
Now what of Owner's best daughter and grandson? well folks they are coming to stay very soon and speaking for me and the others WE CANNOT Wait!! Da Ruggles who is living on the top floor now and eating every two minutes or that's what it seems like to Owner when she crawls up and down with fresh dishes of good as it looks. Pip Squeak is the newbie and has never met any other humans except Owner so you can imagine what her standard is. Mood swings from around 7 or 8 on the mood setting down to minus whatever number you come up with. Weeping along to tv programmes, saying cherio I won't be long then disappearing off for a day or two OR saying cherio I won't be long and then coming back through the door seconds later to check the back door is locked. I know. BUT I have reassured Squeak, in a series of stories all told late at night when Owner is safely in her pit trying to get the pillow back from Ruggles, I have told Squeak that she will love my best auntie and uncle and will be spoilt rotten AFTER I've been spoilt rotten. Jealous? Me? Not a bit of it. X
No one has asked Owner to work for them so she does feel back on the scrap heap and very sorry for itself. You won't say that when the phone rings Owner I said to her as she went into a long dream looking out the kitchen window, and I says to her, and you won't have time for that either - but I did say it as I ran quickly up the stairs to one of my secret hideys. X
A new Week folks and the last week of September which as you know has all the birfdees in it - somehow folks we got through it and are nicely heading towards autumn............Have a good week ahead whatever you are up to, lots of purring and looking lovely! Big Love Wonka X
