There we are!!! and Ruggles would not be budged from his opinion. for Ruggles, it is a well known fact that Monsters will use all means of enticement like speaking softly, popping plates of fresh chick under his nose, saying things like 'here we are Ruggles!' and 'hallo Ruggles!' NO NYET and NON - all these things in rugglesis book add up to being a full on MONSTER. I am less wary me, and take it all in my striding hind legs. I know that Owner has more to fear by way of getting grandson monster to make a move than set upon an innocent ruggles. As for Bertie bubb, you've guessed it. the worst that happened to little Bertrude was when Owner dropped her pot of reduced fat biscuits and it missed her bonce by a millimetre. End of.X
What of Owner and her recovery? She just had one tiny meltdown folks shouting at nothing (I could not see anyone.x) about her ability to cope. I did say Owner are you proving the point but luckily she didn't hear me above her rant. Once it was over we all fell back to normal and I ever spied her chipping away at her hair in the bathroom and if that isn't normal I don't know what is.X
yes it has been wall to wall soaps and wotnot when we could find them. A LOT of things get moved so that a bunch of wild men can kick a poor little ball around a giant field but Masterchef saved the day and especially Ulrika, we love her. Tonight blow me down but it is the Hex Factor returned to haunt us? liven us up? make us go funny? You know that we are slaves to it in this house BUT Owner has said she is NOT OVERKEEN on Nicole thingy. Owner reckons she is false beyond false. Me? thanks for asking and I do like Shazzer she is my fave. it matters not because we will be stuck to it all Autumn. There I have said it. September is a funny month chock full of birthdees and every year there is the worry about WHAT OWNER WILL DO ON HERS. but not to fear folks, I have several hideys lined up!!!X
None of those pesky politicians have said much and Tresa Grey just spent a fortune on a trip to Japan JUST to sip tea at one of their ceremonies. Any of us good folk would be glad of a trip to Japan but OH NO it must be her. and then she must 'condemn' someone for doing something that any of us good folk would SEIZE an opportunity to say nasty things about. AND she is on a massive amount of pounds to do all of this. Hang on!!! Now I am having a giant rant.X (all Owner's fault it is.)
This week Owner span into action and has been talking up some of our stories all on my special FB page folks and here is the link:https://www.facebook.com/wonkaandmousey/
You will see fab photees of ME and lots to do with our stories. Go to it!! X
WHY you all shout at me, didn't you do that before Wonka??
I only just thought of it folks, PLUS, Owner droned to me to try it.X
So after a very upside down how's your father week, we are slowly coming to..today Owner will get back in the car with no name and pop to see Aged Parent, her Mum. HAS SHE BEEN OK Wonka, you all want to know. She has been spoken to and reassured by Owner, that all is well and that funny dream she had (Aged Parent) about a big row between Owner and her daughter, hasn't come true. yet.XXXX
ARE YOU SAFE TO TAKE TO THE ROADS Owner, I whispered up to her from well behind the kitchen door. I FEEL FINE she chirps back busy doing all the things she has been advised to wait for weeks to do. You know how it is folks, there is the rules and there is Owner's set of rules.
Now just to spur you all on and mention that if you fancy a Chinese take away don't hold yourselves back. IT IS Delicious according to Owner AND there is a fortune cookie too. Owner's said this:
'You will soon discover your hidden talent.'
How soon, soon is, I cannot say folks but it was fun to read and fun to eat!! XX
Have a wonderful week, this first week in September, and look out for all the signs that the end of the year is approaching!! Big your fur up, flutter those whiskers and GO TO IT!! big Love Wonka XX
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