Who is that Wonka? Well it is not me folks no, it is the naughty clodagh bunny as Owner has named her (or him) and this folks is the danger to those pigeons....... I HAVE WARNED THEM says Owner, (X) to fly off at the slightest sign of any felines. At the mo, Owner is sprinkling two tons of wild bird seed on a tiny brick shelf the other side of our good fence. without reading any instructions we can all look forward to overweight pigeons quite soon. I know X BUT as she insists on telling me, the delicate balancing act to get onto this small shelf will use up all that energy!!!! End of.X
In between fussing about the wildlife ME, Ruggles and Bertrude have managed to get on with our dailies quite nicely thank you. Bertrude hasn't mentioned the lack of insulin (such a minute amount she won't notice it burbled Owner......X) and is trotting back and forth unassisted. Just the odd hiss as I wander past, that's all folks. Now Ruggles is beating me to it for the best seat by the searing hot rad. The other night I was all comfy and snug and did he tap me on the leg with his paw!! Owner has made a big cartoon out of it and laughed for ages - I could not see the funny side and said so.X
In the wickedy world of what passes for politics Donwald the Trump continues to act without thinking and surely this is a skill most presidents have to offer? All but this latest one it seems and over here Tresa May keeps popping back and forth over to this place in Europe and the other muttering stuff about Brexit dates and no one in this household gives a fig. We are concerned that Jezzer is on his own road trip or stuck on his allotment or something as it is just that horrid (Owner's thoughts well alright and mine. and rug and Bubster's) John Mcworrel or something very like it. he keeps popping up and telling us what to do. I DON'T LIKE HIM she droned to me folks and when Owner doesn't like someone............X
On the job front Owner has managed to get herself an interview for the job she thought she might or might not get. if we were to make a list of Owner's pet hates having an interview would vie with (good use of word there if it is a word and I want it to be a word.X) going to the dentist for NUMERO UNO. WHAT would be Owner's second - now this folks is tricky, as any message or communication from the family would count here OR noisy neighbours. Forget the countdown from 3 - 10 as that is a blur of people eating and making a noise to running out of choc limes.
She is making an interview preparation list and I have said things like: keep it simple, don't wander off, don't answer questions 1 - 10 in the first question, don't tell jokes or be funny. At least Owner's hair is looking the biz and that could be the clincher.X
Over on the telly, Owner has been having a series of early nights which has meant missing the Apprentice (not a huge gap for us.X) but missing that nice new drama about a topknot. SHALL I CATCH UP TODAY Wonka she mumbled to me and I said YES SIREE. We are keeping pace with Corrie and Norris may be a Dad to thingy who has the Korner Shop now, thingy married the other thingy despite having a pash for Kate and Feelan is trying to form an alliance with Grandma to be Anna!! YES we watched Enders as Staycee has a small storyline and BEN has a big one getting mixed up with some nasties. I want you to be happi! goes his Mum. Fil may or may not sort it. In Strictly we said cherio to our fave Ruthie and Anton, and herewith Owner's tribute to them. it is Blackpool ballroom tonight and so there is a second cartoon for this as WE LOVE IT!! X
There they are!! foxtrotting into the sunset...........we loved them X
And there goes the coach of Strictly Tours heading for the Blackpool Ballroom!! See you all there later!X
So next week folks will have a new moon to see us through it, and if you have an interview for a new job DO put on your best furry purry look and smile, smile, smile!! Big Love Wonka X
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