Admin Monkeys X

WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT WONKA? what you say up to me, is an Admin Monkee.  folks they have been extra busy bees this year getting up to all sorts of tricks and IT AINT OVER YET.  It has hit Owner, and the ageds AND you will all notice it has been extra busy beeing in the banks and visa departments:
1.  it got busy mucking about with a simple (according to Owner.  I know.) setting up of a standing order - what, you all tell me could be easier than that? eh EH?? the admin monkee got hard at work making sure that it would go out twice in two days, be set at the wrong interval AND in the wrong name.  X
2. people keep handing out this excuse folks they say IT IS HUMAN ERROR!! We, in this household are having none of it - we know there is an Admin Monkey juggling and up to all kinds of tricks for 2018.  We can only hope it turns its attention to an account that doesn't matter OR a bit of post that instead of taking a couple of days to get here, takes a month.
BEWARE this Admin Monkee folks because the latest attack was on that beloved of cards - the credit card, which as you know has kept this humble household afloat for many a year and LUCKILY was not in use yesterday when everyone in the world tried to use it and failed - at the till, at the petrol pump, at the fast foodie.....................................our deepest commiserations!!!!VISA!!

 

There it is!!! from 2016 which was the year of it - but it has come back that Admin Monkee punkee.X

 

I am sick and tired droned Owner to me, of people saying well mistakes happen, and paper does go missing, and people are very very sorry........................ personally I would give everyone a big holidee, somewhere nice and sunny and not too hot with a hotel that was ALL IN INC DRINKS and say not to worry! but I said this in a whisper whilst Owner was searching high and low for an important piece of paper!! I mean. we all know that the Monkey has whisked it away to its hidey!! X

 

YES it has all been stressful and Owner has been missing the bubster who is coming home tomorrow in a little URN with two paw prints on the top of it.  I have tried to make up for there being just the two of us instead of just the three of us by using the facilities just like Bertie would have, eating the biscuits just like Bertie did AND having lots of well earned zzzzzzzzzzzz but on the top of Owner's giant nest instead of under it.  I MISS YOU BERTIE drones Owner every time she pops up to the top level.  As I say I have tried to get under her feet and sit right at the top of the stairs where she needs to put her foot down, as a big reminder of the bubster.  So far in, the only thing it reminds her of is what a nuisance I am....I mean! X

 



Ruggles has also tried to get lots of attention by wanting food every two minutes, scritting at his sore spots ( I did say to owner he is doing this for attention ignore him, but she is wracked with guilt anyway and needs to add to it by worrying about him and not daring to take him to the vets. I know.X) and taking up the entire settee AND leaving lots of little bits and pieces,  I am worn out with logging it all folks.X

In the wicked world of pollytics, Tresa Grey must be on holidee as we haven't noticed her saying anything but then we don't when she does - as it happened Jezzer must have got caught on some runner beans or strawbs down on the allotment as he been quiet too.  Donwald the Trump has been in out in out in out of meetings with that Kim john wee urn chappie so best not to take any notice.End of.X

glued to Corrie as Mr Phelan finally got despatched to the soap graveyard by Anna!! Seb had a go too, and Nicola and Chell got shot!! Blimey it was all happening and our new fave Flora is a perfect flatmate for Adam. Because Brits got lots of talent was on all week and kept Owner nicely we missed Enders - this is not a terrible shame as it has been taken over by Kat and alfee and staycee et al. This is not the kind of thing to keep Owner happi and I have kept her well away! AND last night when she needed to recover from yet another bout of Admin Monkey, her fave comedy was on that is Hot Fuzz with beloved Simon Pegg we love him.  it is the finally final of Brits got Talent and we want a comic to win as he made Owner laugh out loud.  This is so rare I have recorded it in my special diary. I know.X

The best news though is that Owner's pretty thorough checking to make sure she is not a nutter (?) or ready to attack anyone (?) had finished its long journey (thanks Admin Monkey) and she received a nice certificate to say so - this could mean folks that me and Rug can relax and take it steady while she is hard at it somewhere else.X

So next week could bring changes, GULP, and instead of lots of zzzzzzzz til we want to struggle up, it may mean JUMPING up a bit earlier.........now if you out there are having an admin monkey time of it, just keep going! demand explanations! demand compensation! Keeps those claws sharpened at dab away!!big Love Wonka XXXXX