Are we there yet??!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WONKA ARE WE THERE YET?
This is a well worn out (OH no that's just Owner!sorry Owner XX) phrase that people always say on a LONG journey OR their sorry lives, they say: Are we there yet!!  it is also an indication of travel folks, and holidee fever andwotnot.  Now you all recall last week and the horrid holidee cancellation - so we weren't anywhere yet except up the swanny without a paddle!! BUT Owner swung into manic action last Tuesdee and booked herself onto that bloomin Eurostar to get to the continent and meet up with daughter!!X

 

There it is!! the holidee maker!! aka the credit card.  We love it.X

 

ME? thanks for asking AND as you know it is a happy holidee for me and OH alright Ruggles because I get to chase him without anyone telling me off, Ruggles gets to hiss at me without Owner going STOP IT NOW, and our beloved catsitter Paula spoils us to bits.  Endof.XX

 

what else has gone wrong I mean happened in the week and here it is, the actions of a frazzled Owner:  the car with no name was nicely booked in for its MOT yesterdee that was Fridee and on thursdee Owner decided to pop some oil in - and do all of this in the car park to Aged's nursing home.  THEN WHATWONKA you all mumble up falling asleep or at least dozing off mid story.  THEN good folks, instead of popping oil into the thingy Owner pops anti freeze in it instead.  I KNOW.  The only good thing about this, is that Owner realised when she looked at the empty bottle with her glasses on it did not say SUPER FANTASTIC OIL it said SUPER FANTASTIC ANTI FREEZE.  WOE!! so she rang the garage toot sweet and they came to the rescue. I DIDN'T Start the engine she droned to them..............that being the main only good thing.XX

DID THE CAR WITH NO NAME get rescued from that possibly life threatening (to the car) disaster.YES but it then went on to fail its MOT.  it is still being fixed up in the garage and Owner is fixing up her money accordingly.XX

 

 

There it is! and luckily not transporting Owner abroad.  Hurry up and get well soon Car with no name!! XX

 

In the silly billy world of pollytics Jezzer has been up to his usual shenanigans overwatering stuff on the allotment, and Vinnie has spoken out against something from somewhere and as for Tresa Grey not a whimper.  Not one. Donwald the Trump continues to do what he likes and sack anyone that gets in his way of that.  In other words, he is living the dream and some.

 

On the telly welly, Owner has clung to Corrie and Carling Black eyebrows has won the factory back from thingy BUT at the price of sharing it with Peetah who has suddenly fallen in lerve all over again.  Sally and Tim are falling out of lerve now she's been arrested for fraud AND allegedly having an affair with the real fraudster.  I MEAN.  Owner has stuck to what's left of her guns and refused to watch Enders.  so we cannot say if Staycee is in it or Shazzer is still with fil.  We are stuck like glue to Unforgotten we love it and Casualtee where Ethan is a true friend to his aleisha and that new paramedic is growing on us.  More or less.XX

 

Now the other night Owner suddenly thought of Bertie Bubb and alright I sometimes miss that funny old cat too BUT I have warned Owner against coming home with a kitten.  I have XX

 

There is just about another two beautiful weeks before all those pesky students return to their skools and colleges folks and then we'll know all about it.  I have thrown a 5p into the wishing well folks to ensure Owner is employed by any of them otherwise we might starve.  IS OWNER'S HAIR STILL ALRIGHT you suddenly remember and all want to know.  She trotted to the new hairdresser that she loves and had it all chopped off folks. WHAT you all shout up, is there DE RIEN de CHEVEUX??? there is un peu de hair left folks and to be furry fair - if Owner likes it WE LIKE IT.  End of XX

 

Now I always try to stay positive even when Owner's mood setting is minus instead of plus.  It has been hardgoing this week and I did say to Owner several times there are lots of folk worse off than you but I did whisper it from behind the door at the top of the housey whilst she was boiling the kettle on the ground floor - so she may well have missed this sage advice.  I am hoping for a better week of it though folks with nice things in it!!X

 

Try not to watch anything that makes you shout at the telly (there is a new quiz show that has this effect called impossible celebrities.) try to get your cars through their MOTS without costing munney and stay focused with your glasses on to read the small print!! Give your fur a make over and look the Biz! Big Love Wonka XX