folks there we are!! In #spookytale the lost hour features!! This story is the prequel to another haunting tale, all about Alice Snood, A New Year's Eve tale, and then the sequel, another Story for the New Year. Alice, her sister Elizabeth and their Dad are all characters in Spooky Tale, as is Ginger Tom above - and as for the clock - it too has a story to tell and you will find out just what happened in the 'lost hour!!'......all on smashwords.com folks - three smashing haunting tales for you! (all ready for Halloween...........)X
Owner has bought a few sweets alright enough sweets for an entire primary school if they come trick or treating. PLUS, the aged's new nursing home is doing a Trick or Treat couple of hours. Owner did mumble something about bringing a Witch's hat but I do hope her Mother (and her acute hearing) did not hear that. She may have been too busy going on about the COLLOSAL noise that the visiting singer was making....... I DID TRY AND SMOOTH THAT ONE OVER WONKA, droned Owner to me when she crawled back in from yet another failed visit. Apparently and despite Owner's exemplary (need a lie down now) visiting attendance, she had not visited enough this past week and it had stuck in the Aged's mind, whilst getting the Sunday Paper had not (I DIDNT GET IT she told Owner who had just seen it up in her room. I know.X)
Ah! More of Ginger Tom from 'Spooky Tale' - here he is on the shelf by the Napoleon hat clock............X
What else you wonder has gone on apart from failed visits and wotnot. Folks, the wicked world of wirk has given Owner the elbow and she really thinks she is ON THAT SHELF along with Ginger Tom. I mean, there is surely enough for her to do between dabbling with the old paint box here and there, scribbling a bit and the rest of the time SHOPPING FOR US, FEEDING US, CLEANING OUT THE FACILITIES!! they don't just clean themselves folks!! Now you will all want to make sure I haven't boxed the newbie into a corner and told it to pack a bag (smallish) and leave!! or eaten it!! or squashed it!! NON not a bit of it folks, infact I have remained my usual friendly self and only hissed and growled occasionally and well out of Owner's hearing. STOP IT WONKA NOW!! she will shriek at me.X
As PURR this silly billy bloggy thing as gone and published itself without my say so. SPOOKY OR WOT!
Talking of Growling - here is Growler, also a star of the Spooky Tale and he is a hearing dog!! sort of.XX
Now it really is silly to even mention pollytics at the moment as 95% of it according to Tresa Grey IS ALRIGHT and it is just that measly 5 % holding us all up from getting anywhere. I know. Jezzer is still pretty quiet although he may be running a lecture somewhere on how to grow a clematis - and folks if he is Owner has some tips for him - the first being to dump his second in command head gardener that johnny boy chap alongside a good few others of the dig. All other parties are blaming the other parties for anything their parties haven't got right. Donwald the Trump just blames everyone for everything that went wrong and congratulates himself if it goes right (hardly ever) like the good orange school boy he is.X
We are clinging to the Strictly - which had a guest judge calle Alfonso. someone has to be called that said Owner, - and the Hex Factor who manage to vote off one of the better singers in the first LIVES. Other than this, the Apprentice is still full of shrieking squabbling one armed teams babbling on about how much they sold OR WHAT THEY COULD HAVE SOLD. for the life of us, neither me nor Owner can spot a winner as yet. In Corrie land Nick is receiving texts from someone who he is lying to and calling Leeane his mother. I know. He does have a friend though in Symon who thinks he is great. Rita eats chipolatas for breakfast and who could have known that, and Tracee has pulled yet another nasty stunt by stealing laptops and wrecking cars BUT avoiding arrest by letting a know thief and druggie take the blame. SHINAID is still suffering and pretending she isn't. IS DANIEL completely stupid you all wonder up and folks...................X
So there we are OH YES it was my yearly trip to the Vets, and just how good was I????? so good, I didn't trouble to come out of the giant crane I mean cat basket and had to be TIPPED out by the vet. You will also be keen to know that I have maintained my weight (I cannot understand why Owner kept apologising.....x) and apart from a heart murmur................WHAT!! you all gasp up!! folks the Vet has advised Owner to watch out in case I suddenly start to lose weight................I realise this might be difficult to spot but I will keep you posted. In the meantime I do expect to be spoilt rotten.XX
It is half term next week folks, so do try and avoid packs of students running wild and up to no good but looking the opposite. gone are the days of bob a job and friendly children asking you if you need help..............it will more likely be a
demand for TRICK OR TREAT - but Owner is ready for that, we have pink bat lights (TICK) the sweets already mentioned (TICK) and Maximillian Snow Leopard will don his witch's hat (TICK). Have a peaceful Halloween folks and say a few good spells on the way. Big Love Wonka XX
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