Has She Gone Yet? X

WHO IS THAT AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WONKA WE MISSED YOU at least one or two of you shout up at me wondering faithfully if I would ever return.   FOLKS it has been a strange time of it, with Owner on mood setting minus A  LOT, full of anxiety and then blow me down, the cold to end all colds.  IS IT A COLD Wonka you all check in and ask me, OR, is it more serious??  FOLKS there have been volleys of sneezing that seemed to go on forever ASHHHHHHOOOOO blowing of noses likewise and then Owner moaning it could not breathe -  I mean.  Of all the worries that I have on the go surely that isn't one of them.  'Try blowing your nose again Owner,' I said helpfully and alright from a fair bit away down the stairs and on the landing. 'I will have to go and see a pharmacist Wonka' she shouts back so that is alright she must be breathing again then...................X

 

There we are folks it has been non stop kettle boiling and hot drinks here and ME and Ruggles and dat Squeaka have had to stand in line patiently waiting our turn.  I WON'T BE LONG SHE coughs and splutters taking what seems a lifetime to scrape some of our best biscuits and food into the troughs.  BUT you know me folks, supportive to the nth degree - I have to listen to all kinds of anxiety ridden conversations and do I deal with them?  MAIS OUI.X

 

Alongside all of this life has stumbled on with a tiny bit of cover work here and there and those pesky students embarking on those GCSE's OR not.  As this work comes in less and less the eternal problem (for Owner X) is what can she do now.  NOW I AM PAST IT Wonka she moans still full of cold and talking rubbish as far as I am concerned.  NONSENSE Owner I goes, you are good for a few years yet surely.................we shall see folks, as one door slowly closes we do hope another quickly opens.XX

 

In the wicked world of pollytics the next set of elections are upon us and that is the EEWE ones!!! and nearly everyone will make an effort to vote now that their vote is FOR the eewe or NOT.  We are urged to vote Green or for Vinnie if we are Remainers and that barrage of farage if we are not.  The Tories and Mrs May who still has not gone anywhere and is still popping her rejected withdrawal bill forward for the fourth time  YES FOURTH, are not expecting to win any prizes,  SO NO SHE HAS NOT GONE YET.  Donwald the Trump is coming over here to this tiny green isle in June and may even pop to Irish Ireland. He is not welcome in either country from Owner, ME, da Ruggles and dat Pip Squeaka End of.XX  We haven't mentioned Jezzer because he has failed to say anything of note and could easily get a job with Listen with Momentum.XX

 

In Corrie Carling brown eyebrows has gone stark staring mad and hates Roy for no good reason thereby proving she is mad as he has done nothing except be honest (alright sometimes the truth is a tad over the top) and helpful (although he did throw her out once.x) and is being helped by alcoholic Peetah who luvs her all over again.   We do like the newbie Natalie but cannot recall why she is in it and Nick and David are caught up in a web of deceit that is muddled up with the factory roof.  And those two detectives should watch more Line of Duty says Owner coming out of her latest dream.  Holbee is very annoying and still all about Dom and his new family and his half sister who hates him already and has a horrid manipulating ex partner AS DOES DOM.  SNAP.  for light relief folks there is Brits got masses of talent OR the Eurovision song contest.  I mean.X

 

 

 

Now  occasionally and by that I mean once every Sheffield flood, does Owner have a hairdo that she can live with.  This happened last Mundee folks and really it has helped her stay on mood setting minus one hundred without slipping further back down.  She rushed to Supercuts who do not have appointments, she was the only one there as was the hairdresser and once Owner had droned all her requirements (I need the perfect hairdo or it is all over..X) everything fell into place.  the hairdresser was up to the giant nay massive challenge of that, and stood her ground and the end result a very happy Owner and a lovely new hairdo.  Thanks Chelsea that made my life easier when Owner fell back in I immediately said I LOVE YOUR HAIR OWNER.  All happy. XXXX

 

Now even though that may not be the answer to all your woes (hairdos) at least treat yourself to a new something.  Face the week with a pasted on smile, tingly whiskers and a furry purry outlook!!  Best paw forward!! Big Love Wonka XXX