There they go!! not to forget little Peggy!! fancy her flying too. XX
Did Owner cry buckets Wonka? you all extra want to know. She did weep a little bit when she rang them on the night before. she did weep a little bit more when they flew off BUT folks, it is to a new and happy future so I dare say there will be mini breaks here and long weekends there where ME oh alright and ruggles and Minnie haha I mean Bertrude upstairs can relaxez vous. Now if Owner was in her best GCSE English class, the teacher might have said to Owner 'That was a long sentence how could you have punctuated that to break it up blah blah.' NO the teacher never says blah blah that is me saying that. I would have said I did break it up with a BUT and there is a comma, end of.X
What else in this bon voyage of a week has happened folks?? Owner spent packets of money on what seemed to me hardly anything at all. it was a couple of stacking boxes and yes they had owls all over them but HOW MUCH?? I like them droned Owner who has already popped them down in the study where they will wait (and wait) to be filled up with things that should be going in the blue or green bin. I know. there was a lime green washing up bowl. I do like lime green and if I jump up on the linen basket I can admire it in the sink. there were two more container things which are now in the bathroom with THINGS in them. I did say to Owner, is there a metaphor here? but she was too busy transporting (nice word) things from one place into things in another.X
There have been storms folks, called names and the latest one is Brian. The other one made the sun go red and the sky go yellow. Ruggles didn't notice overmuch and he is too intent on eating my food and sleeping in my hidey (the boiler cupboard) and Bertrude trip traps between bedroom and bathroom and had the nerve to look at me as if I were a stranger!! ME who was here first. she has nicely got over the cat flu and if any of us does a slight sneeze Owner shouts STOP IT.X
In the muddled world of plotics I mean politics folks, Tresa grey has gone here and there and sat down for dinner with EU people and given a speech. What about, some folks are saying, doing something instead of just droning on about it? As Owner is wont to say less talking and more doing!! Jezzer is still talking up his wonderful world where all are on decent pay, nursed at the drop of a broken down hat and in permanent lovely jobs. OH and all go home at the end of a happy day to a beauty house that is so cheap a cat like me could buy it OR it is the best social housing since the Romans built a few of their everlasting builds. Where are they now? Those pesky Romans. Ousted by Celts and Picts and that. I know.X PS no sign of Vinnie as yet although he may pop up in Corrie who knows.X
Talking of Corrie Reetah has vanished and we have to ask if she knows where she is?? Nasty Feelan has sacked thingy who Anna is looking after but nice Tim has taken him on. someone attacked Feelan who survived where anyone else would be in intensive care on a drip and saying their last prayers and wotnot. he told Eileen who is blind to his constant lies that IT IS JUST A SCRATCH. What next you all wonder up? Owner managed to get through Enders EVEN though Staycee once more is grabbing storylines like they are going out of fashion. NO ONE ELSE personne folks is getting a look in and JAYNE has been chased out of the square by Mad Max who whispers menacingly and looks bewildered at the same time. I quite like Max says Owner. I did the right thing folks, I said nothing.X
YES we are stuck like Owner's best Dad's glue that was aroldite, to Strictly AND the hex Factor. This week is Judge's Mouses and you know how much we like that bit. Weeping on the settee as they are told NO you must go home or YES you must entertain the troops that is us. In Strictly we still love Oti and Jonnie we do, AND Mollie and AJ and our new faves are the sunshine couple Susan and Kev from Grimsby. It is anyone's game folks it is.X
The final bit of good news in this week is that like all those millions of happy children and teenagers pretending to be grown up and failing by a mile YES it is half term. Owner has no plans other that a long list of TO DOs. The exciting news to come is that Owner's best cousin and her son MAY be popping through for a visit. this means A LOT of hiding from the monster which as we all know lives on cat fur and all those bits and bobs that fall off us.
WHAT IS THAT? questions Owner as she picks these invisible to the naked eye bits off my best pillycase. IT'S JUST a bit of cat thingies I says up. OH, she goes back.X
Now do go on and enjoy your good weekend AND the week ahead. Keep a good eye on those opportunities you never know which corner they are lurking round!! wash you fur until it gleams!! and quiver those whiskers! Big Love Wonka X
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