Let it GOOOOOO!

Well now folks, are you into your good Satdees yet??? YES WE ARE in this house, now that Owner has finally sat down saying things like 'I'm just going to do this job, I'm just going to do that......'

This only happens folks when Owner has SOME TIME OFF.  There is a warning klaxon for this as ME, Ruggles and oh alright the bubster who we think knows what is happening in the world whilst slumbering through it - yes we all know this means ACTION STATIONS.  The only way Owner will stop doing things is when she flings off on one of her BACK SOON Wonka trips that can last up to FIVE whole days folks.  No such luck this half term OH NO. 
She has thrown out, moved round, cleaned behind it THERE WAS nowhere in this silly old mansion that got left out.X

 

Why a beauty cartoon of MOI?? because folks before I knew what was happening I was whisked off to the good vets.  For my annual Booster it turns out, to save me from the dread cat flu.  I know.  You will recall when I came down with an excellent dose of this 2 minutes before Owner was to go on her grande European tour.  It was action stations for the credit card and two years on I still give out the odd sneeze and snuffle.  STOP IT! she shouts.X

 

What of daughter and grandson over the sea in sunny Helmond.  It has been up and down folks and Owner keeps saying things like: 'this is all perfectly normal' (luckily in a text with no way of being shouted at or hung up in mid text for being annoying) - and ' It's such a big change you are bound to feel like......... (fill in the dots folks.  I would suggest - like flinging yourself off to the airport and getting the next one home OR going on a giant spending spree to cheer yourself up a tad OR eating a whole packet of those sweets now.)  I did say to Owner, I said, go easy on the advice Owner you are on a losing ticket whatever you come up with, you may as well just agree it is horrible, why did you even do it etc - but luckily this was said sotte voce (OH WHAT!!) from under my best new sunlamp in the little telly room.X  PS there hasn't been a knock at the door yet..........

 

 

 

Here we are folks!  Yes it is that time of year to let the hour go!!!  Owner will be busy doing the rounds of each room to do this little job and every year A TIMEPIECE IS LEFT OUT!! which one will it be this year.........and do not forget folks that our best #spooky tale on smashwords.com is all about the lost hour...........X

 

 

 

In between all the ripping up of old bit of paper and Owner going 'That's not important Wonka! Why am I keeping that!', we caught up with world events.  Tresa Grey keeps popping round the EEEWE and such like and Boris keeps pretending he is not after her job.  Jezzer has also emerged (like this word) from his allotment or knitting circle to say a few timely things in PM's quizzers.  Like the answer to three down and two across is FORTHEMANY. Phew.X

 

 

There was only one real happening in the soaps folks and it was NASTY ROTTEN LYING THROUGH HIS TEEF Feelan. Now he has flung off on his holidee with Eileen can't tell the truth from the lies I love my psycho husband, and all we know is THERE WILL BE MORE.  Once they get a taste for it folks............... over in Enders, Max has dumped his trickster frends for now and Staycee has gone quiet thus saving the day for Owner.  The X Factor has gone and picked some lucky people off that settee to join us on our settee every week until it is nearly Christmas, and in strictly the beat goes on BUT without our scarecrow Brian Conley we loved him.Who will it be this week?? Owner has consulted her crystal and says: it could be a shocker.............OOH (to go with Halloween.X)

 

 

Suddenly folks and without any warning, the kettle stopped being a kettle and turned into a bit of metal on a plug.  WHY goes Owner, POURQUOI is it not working?  I've only had it five minutes!' Owner says this about any piece of electrical doodah that is hovering around the 5 year mark.  In other words folks, most things must last forever BUT DON't.  The above is one of a long list of kettles that have adorned our kitchen.  Due to a turn around in the old routine (the visits to the ageds have been swapped folks to release Satdee for things like kettles breaking down instead of Owner.) Owner will not be rushing out today to capture a new one.  In the meantime folks a good saucy pan has been employed (like it like it) for the task of brewing up.X

As the new week looks likely to be upon us fairly soon folks I leave with you Owner's latest saying: make the unfamiliar FAMILIAR!! Big Love Wonka X