There we are!! YES SIREE every year about this time does a bird pop down the chimney and put in an appearance in our little sitting room. IS OWNER USED TO IT YET WONKA?? do you ever get used to a strange bit of wildlife in your best sitting room folks is my answer to that one. OH NO she goes to me mid week AND 'I think it is another baby gull Wonka but this time I am prepared. And folks, she cleared all of us out of the room, including the beloved laptop, and thought she was ready READY as you can be for a huge baby gull.
she trots off to work in the morning with the door firmly shut and when she crawls back in later on (those pesky students they are full of beans and tantrums.X) she looks through the big keyhole and what does she see? FOLKS IT WAS A BABY CROW that Owner insists on calling a Jackdaw. Actually folks it doesn't matter what it is called when it is strutting about your small and best second sitting room having eaten up your best paper lampshade and fairly had a good go at the millions of ornaments and such like. OH WOE she goes and immediately shuts us all in a bedroom bathroom or study. Now I'll give Owner this much, as frightened as she was by this hopping flying black crow thingy jackdaw she finally figured out how to corner it and get it out the good kitchen door. BY enticing it out into the narrow yes narrow hallway CLOSING the little sitting room door to prevent it flying back in there like it did the last few attempts and then coercing it down the stairs and into the waiting cat basket. Have you done it yet Owner I calls to her from the safety of the top most room and through a firmly closed door - folks I was under the bed!! And little squeaka was in the cupboard in the study!! Ruggles? didn't even know it was happening and asked for some lunch the minute Owner reappeared shaken but not stirred. I HAVE RELEASED IT into the wild she mumbled and then had to spend what seemed like hours cleaning up the room. I did say I was starving several times as did Pip Squeaka and Rug but she may not have heard us above the hoover. I know.X
And that sort of describes the week folks - Owner is making one list after another in quite a frenzy of planning. There are lists, diaries, calendars and who knows what is going on. And to cap it all the Aged is having a birthday next weekend - Has Owner got this sorted? Folks she has got the card (tickX) the present (not yet.x) outing planned (tick x) and the week after that it is finally Easter and we all know this is ripe for a mini breakdown of just about anything. At least I will be at home she droned to me and we can just eat sleep and watch a thousands things on catch up and iplayer. And just what you all wonder are we watching?? X
A small comment on this week's pollytics which has seen more leavings but not from the eewe but the silly old tory party and then Tresa Grey decided to have Jezzer and his gang round for tea and maybe a chat about whether the brexit wants pruning. Owner watched Mr Marr's show this morning and reports that one of Jezzer's gang was on it. WHAT DID SHE HAVE TO TELL US I asked up and Owner said she tried hard to follow what this woman was on about and failed. IT WAS A LOT OF WORDS repeated over and over in different orders she said to me. unlike Ms Leadsom who is an Arch Tory and wants to leave with no deals in sight because she thinks it won't matter unlike the majority of 'the people', any economic financial wizard you care to speak to the gov of the bank of ingerland and businesses up and down the country so yes apart from them it is ok to 'crash out of the eewe.' Jezzer must be tending to his shed and certainly the paraffin heater as we have heard DE RIEN from him. X
There we are! watching the new Indy party for change and our hopes are pinned on political moves like this one!! Go Chukka XX
On the old tellybox we have tried hard but nothing has really kept Owner from list making anxiety setting at minus figures not even Corrie. Carling brown eyebrows is being a full on boring old victim and Peetah is helping Thingy keeps weeping and wailing over RAHNA who died in the Factory and it is all Carling's fault says Rahna's bruvver. Meanwhile Chesney is driven a bit mad by that funfilled dancing round the clock girl Gemma. In Holbee the storyline to beat all storylines went even madder and now DOM knows his mum isn't his mum and instead it is the Scottish doctor who Owner cannot abide, Or her daughter, or Sosha. In Casualtee surly Ian is still surly and refusing to get help and Charlie is angry. it is hard to make out this emotion as Charlie has a spectrum of one emotion that moves a tiny cm up and down the scale to represent all the hundreds of different emotions humans experience although to be fair it might just be Owner. We fell out with the Voice as our fave Emmanuel was not voted through by those 'People' which just underlines how fickle thoughtless and stupid they really are.X
Folks some of you will on the run up to a big Easter Break so just keep yourself going one more week with a big smile, let those personal comments and pesky insults fly right over your head and perhaps just a tiny hiss and minute growl to let them know you are hard as nails ish. Be good and be strong!! big Love Wonka XX
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