There we are! and we hope he is still on his toes as his TAP was pretty neat.X
In other news the week has shuddered on with all its usual emails not getting there and turning back up. WHAT IS THE POINT! shouts Owner and I did say have you tried that old fashioned way that is called sending a letter but luckily she didn't hear me about bashing out a letter. I WILL HAVE TO HANDPOST IT! she shrieks to me and moaning about the silly old directions that the laptop coughs up. it turns out that where the email didn't get to is only 7 mins away as the crow flies. I know.X
I have only had one or two ALRIGHT three or four spats with ruggles and none with Bertrude but that is because Owner reckons Bertrude cannot see much. Last night she went over to her miniscule pink teddy bear and sniffed it. Owner was very much encouraged by this outburst of activity as Bertrude rarely does much. other than eating sleepin and the other. I make up for this of course by being all over the house and now out as well checking all the hollows and dark places, I even went into the little outhouse thingy wotsit and had Owner on the run! THERE YOU ARE Wonka! she said after half an hour searching for me and nearly printing out a load of WONKA IS MISSING Posters.I mean X
IS THE WINDOW FIXED? you all wake up and want to know. Nothing, DE RIEN, is that simple in this house folks and you might know that the old window resisted being taken out quite strongly, and is now replaced with a piece of board with holes in it so we can all breath BUT the new window cannot be popped into place just yet. WHY IS THAT WONKA? you now ask. And surely you know the answer.......................
The Joiner is going on HOLIDAY. It is AUGUST and every second person in the known world is doing it. Except Owner.X
The telly has been on as per and we have clung to Corrie and Rita going wonky now which folks, I tell you, is too close to home for Owner what with Aged Parent and having to fend off an entire NHS system (Can Owner do it? if anyone can, she can.X) BUT because of this wonkiness Rita has accused our fave Gemma of a crime her horrid mates carried out!! it is alright, Rita has come back round but will their relationship survive! But the real twist of the night was that horrid Feelan has been keeping Andy a prisoner instead of murdering him!!! he is held in a cellar somewhere! Back in Enders Fil has gone mad and revealed to thingy that he murdered his Dad in the KARLOT. Owner may rename it SALEM'S LOT now. Anything folks to keep her smiling and not attacking the telly when Stacee appears or WITNEE behind that bar.X
In the wicked world of politics Donwald the Trump is still the president but perhaps the best way to end this is simply for all his cabinet thingy to resign get sacked go sick or go on holidee. That way he really might be the last man standing. Who knows eh. Tresa Grey may or may not be back off her trekking hols she does cheep up with the odd comment mildly condemning what other folks are all shouting and dying for. jezzer is still on his health farm or allotment making jam while the sun shines. We love Vinnie Cable whatever he is doing. he can do no wrong at the minute.X
Owner tells me daughter is coming through for a few days and this would explain the flurry of activity in the fridge and in the spare bed dept. And the cleaning and monster dept too. They are planning on a giant DVD fest and sweets and that. anything folks to cheer that Owner up I'm all for it. THE IMPACT when things go wrong folks is hard to bear BUT I do have several hideys. PLUS blending in with the carpet that Owner doesn't like too.X
Now the coming week might be a trifle up and down as Owner is having to attend a hospital for what she describes merrily as ROUTINE Wonka. she should go in and come out very swiftly and I won't notice. She says. What I do expect is to be spoilt rotten by my auntie before during and after. End of.X
it is raining here after a beauty week of sunny shine and the best news of the week is guess what folks?? NO that is not it. it was that the Car with No Name went and passed its MOT that's what and one less thing for Owner to drone on about. It is alright for now Wonka she said up! Do go on and pass all your MOTs and EMAILS getting to their destinations and if you are going through a hard time of it, think of US, because our time of it is harder folks.
alright the same then! Keep your purring positive and look friendly!! Big Love Wonka X