There we are!! Owner came back with so much New York attitude she passed some over to me.XX
Has your week been topsy turvy like ours? Owner says no end of double dealing has been going on in the pollytical world with Russians all to do with it. Either by not doing something, OR by doing something. What else? Owner has sent off another TWO submissions to a nice literary agent who may or MAYNOT like them. On a more motivational note (get me X) Owner has finally written something and it is the fourth yes fourth #Duffel story to be set in............................New York!! she has promised to try and self publish it on smashwords.com for Easter folks and if anyone can do this IT IS MY BEST OWNER.
In brighter news, and on the subject of travel Owner has started making lists and daughter has joined in, helpfully asking her to bring all these things that surely will weighOwner down and take up all the room in her best wheely suitcase. WILL YOU MANAGE I went to her..... I WILL MANAGE Wonka she droned back to me.X
There it is! The beauty little blue bag that went all round New York New York and will soon be poppin round Amsterdam and Eindhoven too!!X
In other lesser and lesser excitinger news, that funny old consultant, the one who thought Owner was asleep at 8 in the morning (well not THAT morning anyhow X) rang up and left a little old message warning Owner, that if she wanted the opportunity to slave away at a primary skool on Mundee and Tuesdee morning, SHE MUST RING HER BAK IN 5 MINS. Happily, Owner disregarded that golden opportunity, saying things like - Wonka, I can do better than that! I only hope Owner, I whispered from deep in my new hidey, we won't starve thanks to your new happy go lucky attitude.....X
As we said in the silly old house of commons, Tresa Grey has been rattling on with her pointy fingers at Russia and Jezzer has been sitting on his hedge or fence down at the allotment, urging for caution. We can only hope he hasn't got power of attorney for any of his ageds as they will be waiting a long time for his decision. Vinnie stood up somewhere and made a speech about the EEEWE.We still love him, and he is our only chance of saving the desperate state of it all. Nicola who is up in sconny botland is still piping up about an independent Scotland, and who can blame her really? I only hope Owner returns from the Netherlands without wanting to upstix! XX
On the good old telly we have found a new programme and we love it. CALLED WONKA? You all want to know, having got up from your duvets and even thinking of popping to the shops for more supplies before the next snowfall - called Pilgrimage. it is a bunch of and I use this description loosely folks - celebrities. DO YOU RECOGNISE any of them Wonka you all shout at me to know. ONLY Debbie McGee folks, who as you know we loved in Strictly. There is a moany old Priest called Kate, a bloke called Neil and a few others. They are all moaning bar Debbie. And all bound for Santiago in Spain BUT walking on a set route!! Enders has got rid of one boring person (AAADEN) to bring on another, AND had this one attach itself to that family that Owner likes. it can only go downhill now - and in Corrie a dark storyline has risen up, it is silly old Fiz and she is lying to Tyrone who had a tiny drunken fling with our fave Gemma. Ditch Fiz! shouts Owner at every given opportunity. and in place of Feelan we have a new nasty and he has been horrid to David! But will David report it.....tonight we must decide Casualtee OR the voice. Owner is insisting on some entertainment but they both fit that bill - tomorrow folks, the Durrells springs back BUT there is another drama on one. More pesky dilemmas. We love it.XX
This morning folks, I was having my usual morning nap which more or less follows seemlessly from getting up and having a small breakfast, anyway, I was ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and then hear Owner shouting, so I look out the window and she is alone! Was it a soliloquy (blimey I have surpassed myself) you all wonder up - NO, she was ranting on about the GREEN BIN. Those neighbours, instead of being neighbourly are at it again, being selfish and unhelpful and (wait for it) leaving Owner's green bin ALL BY ITSELF out on the street, whilst fetching all the others in. I know. And, I sort of forgive Owner for her rant to herself too. (she goes ' THAT SAYS FAR MORE ABOUT YOU, YOU PETTY PERSON, THAN ME!!').
Now of course, Owner is over that and it is forgotten (ish). And, in the spirit of forgiveness folks, I, YES I Wonka, forgive that huge baby gull for giving me a fright by coming down the chimney and popping out into the small space of the upstairs sitting room. Owner was braver than brave and got it outside in my best cat basket. Ruggles would have slumbered through it and Bertrude knew nothing DE RIEN as per. Owner spied out of the kitchen window into the dark little outback (It descended at ten at night. I mean. x) and it got out of the basket and flapped up onto the fence. We all said a prayer of thanks to St Francis and whoever is God of Gulls and had a good night's sleep.X
Next Week can only improve on this one folks, and I beg you to all have A FAB ONE! Book that holidee, have that dream, buy that thing, read that book and watch that film!! Big Love Wonka X