Is Owner going to vote Green Wonka you all wonder up, fed up to the back teef (more on this later) with election hokerypokery.
SHE MAY DO. here is what Owner will not do.
1. vote for that back in the stable not strong woman Tresa Grey. (tick)
2. vote for that whispering one minute shoutey the next Jezzer (tick)
3. waver about the other ones Tim thingy Liberal dem and has been known to go shouty and red faced (half a tick)(still wavering)(I mean)
4. Not in mill years (giant Tick X)
this much we know folks. AND you know what happened in americee IT MUST NOT come over here. donwald the trump is a lesson to us all. End of.X
There I am!!! Can you see me basking in the sunnyshine on top of Owner's Dad's workbench. I love it out there and have practically stopped hissing and growling at Owner, at Ruggles and at the plants OH and that gnome. I love him.X
In other news folks, Owner has finally crawled to the end of the contract with those pesky 6th form students and is on the scrap heap. YES she knows all about these heaps and is only slightly despondent. On a setting of about 4 to 5 folks which I might say I can live with.X
There she is!! atop the scrap heap which folks, is in keeping with flower show things AND green things too. will it last? watch this space because Owner's is always hopeful and EVERGREEN!!! boboom.X
Finally folks, the teef thing. Owner announced on Mundee night in the middle of, MY TOOTH HURTS please let it be a touch of neuralgia or something very like that ANYTHING but toofache.
folks it was the wrong one and everyone TOUS LES MONDE had to suffer alongside Owner. The Dentist and I mean the ex dentist folks was forced at stare point to prescribe antibiotics! The chemist had to hurry up with them! The GP had to prescribe painkillers! And finally, at 5 pm on Tuesdee, Owner could say to me WONKA the pain has ceased. All horrid things must have a good side and here it is. Owner is booked in with a dentist who will call her by her name instead of skipping that minor detail, who will tell her nicely and lead up to the news that a toof OR two may need a lot of treatment AND of course it will be very expensive. hallo credit card and goodbye to Dentists who have no people skills. The end of.X
The telly has featured here and there and FINALLY FOLKS we know who cracked Ken over the nut in Corrie. it was smarmy old thingy who claims to be his long lost son and shacked up with that other one we cannot for the life of us recall her name. him and her anyway. Is it Daniel cries Owner proud to remember. Alright I goes, tell me the name of his girlfriend who got arrested for nothing. I CAN'T she droned back to me. In Enders there are new people and old people returning, jack has been arrested for something and Max has gone a bit sopranos. Stacey keeps saying how much she loves everyone and everything and Owner thinks she is for the chop, or her bloke, or the babe.X
The new week is hovering at the other side of a bank holidee for us folks. That, and no work for at least a week which will give Owner time to assess the new hair shade and either love it OR rush out for another box of kit. Me? thanks for asking, a bit fed up with real fish and chick but I'll get there - Ruggles keeps waving his paw at me and I keep waving back! and Bertrude let me walk past the other night without batting an eye OR hissing. Owner did wonder if she can see. I know.X
Keep your furry chins up folks and tell anyone who even slightly disagrees with you to go and brush themselves up the wrong way!!! big Love Wonka X