1. Ingerland flop out of the Semi-final and good old Croatia crash through. WHERE IS THE UPSIDE TO THIS WONKA? you all shout at me now for a clever answer?? It simply means that instead of bashing around a pitch on Sunday we were bashing around a pitch today and getting thrashed by Belgium 2 to 1. BUT all our proud of our team and love Gareth and his waistcoat and they will be coming home to an adoring island. X
There we are!!And look at that a fab quote from the man of the mo.XX
2. Roger Federer who Owner did want to be in the Wimbledon final crashed out to that machine person Mr Anderson. WHERE IS THE UPSIDE TO THAT WONKA? it means we all love him even more than before, he is the bees knees and he will be back on track once that milly molly Anderson gets knocked out in the final tomorrow by novak. Who bashed Rafa up our other idol by winning the last measly set. WE LOVE YOU RAFA and the upside to THAT one is HE IS STILL THE Number One SEED or plant or flower.XXX
3. Donwald the Trump has no manners that we know of, is a egomaniac and cannot string a whole sentence together without being horrid to someone, making out he is the king of the world and so on. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE THE UPSIDE Wonka? This wonderful little island floated a giant baby donwald above London for all to see PLUS a giant demonstration of people who do not like him or his policies. Brothers and Sisters against this little man. EVEN the Queen who had to meet him could not understand how ordinary manners have passed him by.X her Maj stayed strong whilst he, looked silly.
HAS ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENED Wonka??
Owner ended up working four days instead of two and has not stopped going on about how this has worn her out. I mean I feel sorry for the students especially the one who she worked with all day for three days,..................... but I said this very quietly folks whilst she was busy doing about five jobs at once after falling back in each evening. On the last day it was all covering classes and coming out the other side of two hours with a year Eight.
'It was like herding kittens Wonka! but I think I won out.'
There we are!! This is where those unique three selling points come in!! (if only Owner could recall what they are.....................XX)
And of course the upside to the downside of going through the wringer of the year eights and nines and tens is that OWNER WILL BE PAID FOR IT. So we won't starve next week or the one after. ME? thanks for asking I am coping well really, having to lay down most of the day due to the heat, and doing so on my giant special relationship nest aka Owner's best bed. Ruggles is also doing a lot of zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz which takes up most of his giant nest aka Owner's second best red settee.I mean. X
In between the wall to wall sport Owner has managed a bit of Corrie and one Versailles. YES she keeps saying she is too tired to watch anything whilst she is watching it. We are going to cuddle up to Casualtee which has gone on holidee for 2 weeks WELCOME BACK and we did watch Holbee that didn't. Enders is full of darker than dark storylines plus Staycee and Mad Max which says all. Next week when we are not dodging footie or tennis we can go back to the normal zombie routine. X
Now talking of next week folks it is the end of this Skool year and a great time for any education staff to all cry into their hankies and hug each other. Owner is looking forward to some downtime and I said does this mean some UPTIME with me and ruggles.. Do you get it now folks what the upside to the downside it!!! There always is one you see.X
So for next week keep you furry fur cool and your sunny side up! big Love Wonka XXXX