Herewith a Wonka Special LIST.
1. The continuing sunshiney days folks.
2. The Queen, HER MAJ is having a birthdee and is 92. YES 92.
3. Owner's daughter has only gone and got herself a job!
4. Owner may be in touching distance of one herself.....X
5. The World Championship Snooker is on folks for TWO Entire WEEKS xxxxxxxx
There we are! From 2016 BUT it stands the test of time folks, because John Virgo our best and fave commentatototototor, is bound to say this at some point as it is his CATCHPHRASE. We love him.XX
So folks I do hope you have some good news in your lives too. owner is blaming it all on Mercury going forwards and all sorts of other interesting but confusing planetary activity (need a lie down now...X) I cannot tell you folks how I am hanging onto the hope that soon VERY SOON, I can wave Owner off to work in the morning and enjoy the rest of the day until she falls back in moaning and droning on about it all. I Love it.X
In the very silly old world of pollytics, Tresa Grey has a new catchphrase and is HOW VERY SORRY SHE IS ABOUT everything. About the rules she made, about the mistakes she didn't make, about how sorry she is OH NO she just said that anyway it is one long round of sorries with Amber rudd thrown in for good measure. Jezzer is only sorry he is not sorry and Vinnie does keep piping up a bit now but NOT to say he is sorry. Donwald the Trump just keeps saying things and no one PERSONNE sets any store as they may or may not be true and even if he is wrong he is not SORRY.
Over on the telly, we have clung to serious things folks Like, the murder of Stephen Lawrence who was a lovely teenage lad until a fateful night back in 1993. BUT, this horrid murder did change history and Owner is still thinking about his Mum, Doreen who would not give up until the (long word. I must get ready for it) perpetrators (gasp) were jailed. it took a long time but the wheels did turn folks. It all makes Owner drone on about how this country isn't as good as it could be. when Owner is not cuddling up to true life drama she is cuddling up to pretend drama like Corrie where the storyline has been about steroids (Robert said he would stop but he lied now he says he will stop and he means it as Chelle is his world. I know X) David and his bottled up rage. so far it has bottled off on his entire family and Gary. and Ranah was nearly kidnapped by her parents but Kate and co set her free. Eileen has come out of hiding and made a friend. NO it is not a serial killer, just a drug using, thieving lying woman who happens to be Seb's Mum. Enders which has turned into the Staycee and KAT show got turned off and I did worry for a minute it would make Owner shout but no.
tonight Casualtee is suspended due to a big birthday concert for the Queen. I BET SHE WOULD RATHER WATCH Casualtee shouted Owner when she found out PLUS she daren't tell daughter as she loves it too. Instead we may cling to Brits got some measly and weird talent.X
Bertrude is enjoying the fine weather by bathing in patches of sunlight up above; Ruggles went straight out on Thursday and Friday and would not come back in until late aft. ME? thanks for asking well I bob in and out and in and out and check the food levels in my saucer etc. I also kept Owner hard at it with the new application forms for registering with the latest agency. AT LEAST Owner I said to her, in a very encouraging way, THEY HAVE NOT ASKED FOR YOUR UNIQUE SELLING POINTS.
Owner did not reply to that and I won't bring it up again. End of.X
What with Royal Birthdays and babies due and weddings there is a LOT to look forward to folks, and who knows, we could be lucky lucky lucky next week. YES Kylie is singing at the concert tonight as is Sir Tom and a few others belting it out. We may tune it for a bit of it droned Owner to me, it is a special Concert. I did say you've changed your tune! but in a tiny whisper from upstairs on my giant nest so she may not have heard me..................X
Have a warm and sunny week ahead folks and BE LUCKY, big love Wonka X