Saturday 9 March 2019

Staying Put.

NOW WHAT WONKA I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MOVING...... FOLKS, stand easy I am going nowhere as slowly and snuggly as possible.  YES it is true Owner was considering moving and went and viewed two possible venues BUT common sense prevailed folks and after a lot of weighing up and weighing down, Owner announced that IT IS EASIER ALL ROUND TO STAY PUT WONKA. X

 
There we are the three of us!!ME bagging the hot rad snuggle up to, little secret squirrel squeak is nearby and on the blanket box da Ruggles.  This is the main reason folks not to move anywhere as we are ALL well established in this housey with our own perches and snuggle spots PLUS we need the space and it does not compare to a one bed box (what Owner has been offered.) IF Owner wins on the lottery she doesn't do, only then folks, would we consider upping sticks.  Until then we stay put.  End of.XX
 
 
There we are!! That is the aged plus her new ted called Richard.  He is living close by her side and hopefully in view of Owner's visit today, will be cheering her up too.X
 
HOW IS THE AGED THEN WONKA?  you all stir yourselves from your settees to ask me.  Owner reports she is 'IN A BIT OF A DREAM' - although not so dreamy she cannot report on a recent activity as 'tedious.'  All of this folks could end up making Owner feel guilty and meet herself coming back (between work shopping seeing to us AND aged sibling) BUT I have warned against this saying things like:  you are doing your best Owner AND the aged is surrounded by carers and so on PLUS you are matching her up with an advocate shortly.  Owner has explained two three and more times to the Aged what this is.  but thinks she may have to repeat all of this when she introduces the said Advocate to the Aged.  She is fully prepared for the Aged to say: WHO IS THIS?  and then WHY?  I know.X
 
In the pollytics world all is one big mess with people leaving their own parties and telling tales, being rotten to their fellows and forgetting their manners.  NO examples are being set other than bad ones folks.  This coming week will see more droning (not from Owner she will be shouting) from tresa grey about being naughty and not voting for her pact with the EEWE.  NO one, PERSONNE wants to vote for it and then we have more voting on voting on voting.  Jezzer refuses to lead even though he is leader and prefers to be at the back of it all and especially tending to his vegetables.  Vinnie has gone even more quiet than usual but all else are shouting and ranting on social mead.  it is a very silly situation folks and Owner has not discounted moving to sconny botland.X
 
We have clung to Holbee and Casualtee which joined up for two nights WHERE WAS CHARLIE NURSEY though - he was nowhere to be seen but Connie and Jack argued it out in the theatre and it was all very TENSE.  Elsewhere, call the midwifey has ended until Christmas WOE but beloved all together now with Rob the Beckett is BACK - between that, the Voice and the Battling singers Owner has one of her dilemmas on a Satdee - what to watch folks.  I SAID play it by ear Owner.  ALRIGHT Wonka she droned back to me but then she spotted a film and this folks, throws a big spanner in the works.  it is called 'The lost city of Z' -I mean.X
 
Now next week Owner is suddenly in demand from that nice college with all those pesky students trying to get their heads round the btec world and even the nice skool want Owner back too.  Will she be alright?  I did say to her will the poor students be alright but luckily she didn't hear me above planning her wardrobe and studying the weather forecast - this is due to going on a trip out folks with the geography ones.  Looking back at a succession of day trips that Owner has been on with a variety of age groups I don't need to ask her which one is at the top of the tree for being freezing and hopeless.  it was the one to Flamingo Land in the depth of February when it was so cold nothing moved. Close on the heels is that trip to the Christmas market in York on what Owner thinks was the coldest day of the year in 2017.  Surely setting out in March is better?  I deliberately distracted Owner from the weather warning (yellow) which spoke of snow.  I mean.  double gloves and socks I advised her folks, and at least two scarves.X
 
Now wrap up warm and keep that fur fluffed up! Steady as you go and have a FAB week folks!  Big Love Wonka XX
 



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