Saturday 7 July 2018

Go Higher!!

Go Higher for what Wonka? you all whisper up tired out from last night's exciting game of footie (Bel v Bra - Bel won it and there is a super player called R Lukaku who ran about like nothing for the entire match - AND he has a bruv on the same team.  All are thinking if Ingerland do their stuff today we could be watching a showdown!!) - AND secondly you all want to know why I am typing this in BOLD and with a strange and annoying FONT.  Answer to that one folks is: pure accident.  answer to the first Q:

Owner woke up the other morning and she straight away droned to me about her dream.  IN THE DREAM Wonka, she murbles up (that is a cross between murmuring which is impossible to spell and mumbling which isn't.) I was with this singer and she was singing the chorus to the song which was GO HIGHER.  I mean folks, this could mean dream higher, walk higher, kick higher, BE higher - who knows, but since then she has reached for those stars folks!  Especially with her pesky prints and art work wotnots - YOU HAVE TO speculate to accumulate Wonka she says to me when she is wide awake and spending even more money that we haven't got. I mean.X
 
There we are!! Paul was opposite Owner's stall and she reports he 'Sold relentlessly!! Except to a bunch of dears who after half an hour examining the same photoprint and discussing it in depth and engaging him in deep meaningful conversation - bought nothing.  DE RIEN!'  This folks is the reality of Art Fairs brought to life.
 
And this folks, is Yvonne who was right next to Owner and if I say it myself in a whisper from behind the bedroom door at the top of the housey, she put up with beloved Owner in all her mood settings.  Including the jealous one where all sold things except for her.  I did say all's fair in love war and Art fairs Owner but luckily she didn't hear me say that either.  THERE ARE LESSONS to be learnt Wonka she droned to me (and Ruggles but he was hard over zzzzzzzzzzz) and they all seem to involve spending more of that dosh.XX
 
The good news is that Ingerland thanks to Harry Kane and his merry men AND Mr Pickford who stuck his giant glove out and saved a penalty goal from those pesky Columbians!!! Well due to all of that we are STILL INIT to WINIT!! and the next match is this aft folks against those wondrous Swedes.  We are all set to watch it upstairs as that is where all the other matches were watched and won.  It will be on the other telly down below SO that if Owner has to go downstairs for her millionth cup of tea she won't miss anything.  Me?  thanks for asking, I've been out and it is too hot so I came straight back in and got on with this instead.  Ruggles is zzzzzzzzzzz on the blanket box and will only wake up for fodder.  I love him.  Sort of.
 
In the pesky world of pollytics, Tresa May took the cabinet and some reporters (they had to wait outside) to bash them all over the head with her latest idea for brexit means hexit.  She says there is a plan and surely someone will believe it?  Jezzer is busy tending to his tomatoes or whatever he has up on the allotment and Vinnie did sound out about the brexit debacle - saying something like IT WILL NEVER WORK AND THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS DOOMEd.  Donwald the Trump is still visiting and there will be a welcoming balloon flying high over London to greet him. He is even bringing Melonia and I only hope she has a proper coat this time.X
 
Beyond watching the footie and now the tennis it has been tricky fitting anything else in folks.  Owner has tried though, and managed to watch Versailles where Louis is still convinced he is a fair and loving King, our Girl who survived that thing in the jungle and then her Boss declaring his undying lerve for her and that other one who took on the command and then got blown up (he sacrificed his life and possibly saved his acting career folks by holding onto a bomb that blew up with him cuddling it.  I know.  it did upset our Girl for one or two minutes) - anyhow mostly we hugged the footie and adored Harry Kane and co.XX  PS for some reason Beeb one have for the second Satdee in a row took Casualtee off and replaced it with Inspector George Gently.  WHO?  Exactly. XX
 
Time to whip off folks and watch the Game!!  Owner is all ready with a tray of snacks and drinks and papers to read if she gets bored.  I THINK NOT!!XX
 
 
 
Remember Folks to THINK HIGHER and get those dreams into the back of the net!! Luckily Owner has some work next week to save us for starving........I know!! Good Luck Ingerland and let the best team (OUR TEAM> sorry Sweden!) Win.  Big Love Wonka XX

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