FIRST UP have you set a million and one goals like my best Owner in the entire know universe NAY galaxy (and I am not talking chocolate folks.X) ??
Before I reveal what they are yes even the secret ones, here is our first cartoon offering for 2019:
There we are folks! and if you have recently enjoyed our trilogy (get me X) starting with Spooky Tale you will know this is our very own Ginger Tom - Owner spied him in a display cabinet in a shop early last year and immediately recognised him 'Don't worry Ginger Tom!' she whispers up - 'I am going to buy you and bring you home.' which is what she did with the money she didn't have. again. But folks, he is the star of the show in that story and if you missed it - just go back a few of my bloggy blogs before the New Year and you will spy it - and if you like that one, read the next two! XX
Now onto the serious stuff and that is Owner's goals for 2019
1. Join a gym and do some workouts PLUS go swimming again (tick)
2. Go back to the college to annoy a lot more students (tick)
3. Do be gracious in the face of deeply annoying people (in progress - possibly a long term goal - life long even.X)
4. Be nice to my hair (working on it. I have hidden the nail scissors so she can't keep snipping at it.X)
5. Sort out aged sibling (this is Owner's ongoing goal and she has to bypass A LOT of annoying people on the way). Can she achieve this goal folks? YES SHE CAN.X
The secret goal is to stop being impatient and want everything to happen in the blink of an eye. I did say to Owner, that is your deeply ingrained anxiety at work fuelled by an overall stress with the challenges of life itself WHICH I continued, will not stop in its tracks for you Owner - I have to admit I said it in a whisper from under the red settee which as you know is propped up with books and has a big duvet slung over it to hide in. She may not have heard me and even if she did, she will have rushed off to do something else - like ringing someone up to hurry them along, or fill out a form that could wait for another month OR prepare for next month half way through this one. I know.X
Folks are you watching anything on the old flat screen? Owner has clung to Corrie that old faithful and has not been let down - mad jennee and her equally unstable hubbie Johnnie boy are both at fault for mowing Liz down alright by mistake but then trying to hide it!! I mean! poor Sally is being done over by nasty low lifes in prison whilst Tim is trying to force horrid thingy Duncan to confess all and INSTEAD he seems to have come up against some natural justice............ I admit Owner has looked briefly at Enders and to her horror it has been taken over by Staycee lookalikes YES who are being bullied, who are being offered a chance to have a relationship with thingies daughter (and let's face it, out of those two which would you choose?X) and people like Shazzer and Fil are nowhere to be seem also (according to Owner who was starting to shout and froth a bit) it is overrun with babees and small children and bi polar mothers. This last one was a tad too close to home folks and I made her switch back to the burble on the other side. also a big hit in this house is the Voice (huge tick) as they are all warbling including the judges and we love it. Dancing or should I say moving like a piece of wood over the ice and then having the soul knocked out of you by those judges and mean humourless Jason is also a big hit on Sundees. Casualtee was a mite boring and Owner says this is not completely down to Charlie Farley being boring. OH I says back. Owner couldn't watch Les Miserables on Sundee night as the clue is in the title. NOT sundee night watching she says up.X
Now all is getting a bit silly down at the allotment and also in that big chamber they call the House of Commons. There is even a drama out of it now which Owner watched half way through but said was too real for comfort. And there is no comfort or let up with the blastit process - the lemmings are hurling themselves towards the cliff edge and jezzer and his merry band of men are hoping for a general election so they can lose that again. Tresa Grey we think is busy packing a big suitcase for an extended holiday where she can begin her memoirs as that is what ex PM's do. Vinnie may or may not be around we are not sure but good Caroline keeps piping up AND Yvette Cooper has also been hitting some headlines. Donwald the Trump has successfully brought the US of A to a standstill and it is fair to say they have hit a wall.XX
Folks this last week has been so busy bee WITH some results and even the clouds had that silver lining attached - next week we must push ahead with those goals!! Give yourselves a good wash round and fluff up your furry fur!! Big Love Wonka XX
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