Back TUIT !!

WONKA !! WHAT IS A TUIT?? You all mumble up from underneath a stack of blankets now that autumn is nearly here......... a TUIT means having to returnez vous to anything you were doing before you stopped doing it. 
FOR EXAMPLE: Owner stopped annoying lots of pesky students when the Skools helpfully broke up for the Summer hols - thus SHE COULD NO LONGER interfere in their sorry lives.  BUT, as they all flood back through the Skool gates and wotnot this week AND some have already done this I know - Owner might get a call from the Agency sending her back TUIT.XX

 

There we are!!! this is Ruggles getting back TUIT in the littleoutback folks - the minute the back door opens is he off out to explore and then lay down for some zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

 

YES Owner came back TUIT from her little jaunt around the continent folks, speeding through Brussels (where the Eurostar ground to a halt and let folks off), and then from Belgium into the Netherlands!!  She did tell me lots of exciting stories from her travels WE MISSED THE EUROSTAR COMING BACK Wonka.....(but got the next one) WE WENT ROUND A WAR MUSEUM Wonka - with loads of americy tanks and planes and machinery PLUS tales of the Dutch Resistance!! In OVERLOON - there were lots more tales and stories but I may have temporarily zzzzzzzzzzzzzz and woken up to hear the end of it- AND I LEARNT HOW TO SAY Thankyou in Dutch she says all proud and everything - but she said she was too shy to actually say it and all she could recall in the end was her French.  YOU DID LEARN THAT FOR FIVE YEARS solid I says up to her, in fact SACRE BLEU!!!! X

 

 

Now she is back home, there is no resting up as each time I go for a little snoozle is she there before me in a whirligig of action - hovering here, dusting there, moving an entire room round there and the tape measure folks, that is seeing a lot of measuring up I can tell you.  AND she has been bitten by a pesky mosquito and had to buy that cream AND remember not to scratch the spots.  XX

 



 

HERE WE ARE!! That is Peggy from daughter's homeo in the nether netherlands in Helmond!!  she is spoilt rotten and is always back TUIT whether that is chasing string in the garden, inspecting under beds up above or clambering up the fencing GET DOWN NOW PEGGY!!! We love her from across that channel.XX

 

It is hard to avoid pollytics wherever you are in the world folks and just because Owner has skipped across a few countries she has come back armed with information:  Tresa Grey can't dance TICK Jezzer continues on as a martyr to his labour party in his spare time, devoting most of it to the allotment TICK Vinnie - disappeared into the depths of his own party TICK the others? a complete mystery TICK some more.  Donwald the Trump after upsetting lots of English Scottish and Welsh folks is set to upset the ones he left out that is the Irish people.  Only they know what they will do to welcome him and there are enough mad, fairy, magical spell casters to do it.X

 

On the telly Owner has tried to catch up and failed.  I FELL ASLEEP WATCHING CORRIE she tells me as she stumbles up to bed the other night.  It seems that, henry has mucked it all up with Gemma and left in a car with some posh heavies, Carling black eyebrows having exhausted all her other options in the street is thinking of hooking back up with Peetah who is now running the factory AND getting threatened by the big lads who are after Symon.  There are other stories bobbing around and owner has had enough of the one where Mary's son thingy is trying to renew his wedding vows with the other thingy.  To quote Tracee who aside from being a killer is pretty smart 'IT HAS DISASTER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.' - Masterchef was missed and so was Age before Beauty and now folks, (big roll on those drums) the HEX Faktor is back tonight and tomorrow so more telly dilemmas coming up a Owner tries to fit it all in with her busy whirligig life.XX

 

Beyond running the aged sibling and parent show (both, like Aslan are on the move), considering returning BACK TUIT with those students AND having yet another birfdee (birfdee season is nigh) there is nothing much DE RIEN as I like to say, happening up.  ME? thanks for asking, well I have received a reminder that my costly yearly booster is nearby AND whilst Owner has tried to check my weight, shaming me by calling me names like THE SIDE OF A HOUSE, and a GIANT TEACOSY - I am proud to say I remain a good sized solid cat.  Ruggles barely missed Owner as he was spoilt rotten by our bestest cat sitter this side of the channel.  if he wouldn't eat it, he was instantly offered something else.  Or chicken (SORRY CHICKEN X).

 

Do go onto have the best week you have ever experienced and we will all try here to do the same.  Brush you fur, flutter those big eyes and BACK TUIT!!  big Love Wonka XX