Saturday 8 September 2018

Strictly Wonka!! X

NOW WHAT YOU ALL SHOUT AT ME AND SAY - WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT WONKA!!!

Folks it is nearly upon us, the NEW Strictly come dancing of 2018!!!   HAVE YOU PICKED FAVES YET??
NON, NYET, NO and NO SIREE....................

We are waiting, me and Owner to peruse (good use of word) the new celebs and see WHO they are matched up with.  We love a comedian (if there is one) we love a tryer (that is nearly all of them) but most of all...............YES WONKA!! Most of all we love an underdog folks.  here is a little reminder of last year in all its glory.

 
There they are!! Tis Davood and the lovely Nadiya.  We loved them lots UNTIL those pesky judges saw them offski........Will it be just as good this year folks?? We will be stuck like glue to it and will report back next satdee.  XX
 
 
Silly old Jezzer is chiming and chirping up and so is his pal Johnnie go lightly. WHY IS THAT WONKA?? they are both pretending that all is rosy and democratic in the party we are still loosely calling Labour.  Owner is sniffing and snorting and says Jezzer is just a social activist mucking about on his allotment.  End of.  WILL THE PARTY SPLIT Wonka? you all ask, all serious now and wanting to know where to cast your next spell I mean vote.  There was a murmur (hard no difficult word to spell X) of a new party forming from all the other folk who are fed up with argy bargy and BLASTIT in all the parties - IF by a miracle this lot form a party Owner droned to me - then she will cast her spell at it.  End of.  I don't want to mention Donwald the Trump and his lie detectors and I'm not going to. X
 
Has it been a good week you all wonder up getting ready for a storm of situations and complaints flying round.  IT HAS BEEN AS PER USUAL stated Owner when I asked this from well behind the red settee that is propped up on so many books I am referring to it now as mine and Rugglesis library.  As per usual folks, means up down and call me crazy.  Owner has made endless cups of tea in between emailing, messaging, falling out and falling back in again with close relatives.  I mean.  NO WORK has coughed up and again I worry folks that we will starve but for the saintly credit card and I know it goes against ALL ADVICE but folks without this wondrous card WE WOULD STARVE, XX
 
Has Owner done anything worthwhile this week Wonka? you all query up and wonder.  she is to appear at another craft event after she has found a mere £35 to fund it.  I know.  it would be helpful if someone bought a few bits and bobs from mumsteds to put towards it really BUT I have faith in those bears..................XX
 
There they are!! the sketch Owner did of daughter's best teds whilst in Helmond.  We love them!!  The next event is a North Yorkshire Etsy event (Owner has a tiny miniscule shop on Etsy called mumsteds) and will be at the Royal Hotel in Scarborough come the December 1!!! A Satdee we think.  I am going to make sure folks she goes to this brimming and choc full of confidence!! X
 
Me? THANKS FOR ASKING I am sugar dandy and looking forward to some big no HUGE Birfdee celebrations next weekend when lots of relatives descend to celebrate with best Owner.  Ruggles will hide in the library I spoke of, but I may well come out of hiding and meet and greet, AND display my giant tea cosy of a tummy!! I love it.X
 
Tellybelly wise we still have lots of catching up to do folks but have watched enough Enders to know that Staycee could not have shot thingie as there was not one glimpse of her.  There was a lot of glimpses of Shirlee looking wretched ( no change there) and Shazzer looking huge swathed in a curtain and dallying with thingie from the garage thingie.  Corrie has seen the return of Big Jim who is Liz's ex and every bit the gentleman................XX
 
Now folks IT IS TIME for the launch of this year's Strictly so I must away!!  As for next week folks you must Razzle Dazzle and Snazzle you way through it!! Big Love Wonka XXXX
 



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