when everything goes (list)
1. funny not haha
2. will not act like it usually does, or has done for at least the past 5 years or more.
3. makes you question your mental capacity especially if it involves a computer.
4. tells you your BLOG your bestest BLOG your ONLY blog has been lost comes up as an error page or after all this time is just NOT there. This folks is when you must keep on keeping on.
Even Owner nearly threw the towel in and you know how she loves to get to the bottom of things TOOT SWEET. I mean.
Luckily we went round and round in a circle of strange instructions until suddenly Owner found this page and made me start my diary early (it is only thursdee X) incase it does vanish again down a error page hole. X
There I am!! Looking very relaxed if I may say so AND a weensy bit ZEN - Owner could take a leaf out my book here and I did whisper this but from well behind the door upstairs whilst she was boiling the kettle, so she may not have heard me..X
Howdy up folks and guess what! NO that is not it, but the strange error messaging wotsit has vanished and all is calm once more. POURQUOI or something very like that you all shout at me? Who knows - Owner is still in a good mood due to all those cousins visiting AND I showed myself off rather, rolling round on the ground near to them, engaging with them ONLY scratching out once by accident when I thought instead of a stroke they were going to tap me - STOP IT Wonka said Owner!! Ruggles you say? He was quite brave really considering the constant trooping of cousins back and forth admiring him from round doorways and such like. AH ISN'T HE LOVELY they all went. Jealous? MOI?? not a bit of it. I love Ruggles most of the time. From a distance. and when he is not eating any more than I am. End of.X
there we are!! It's those pesky downing street cats all witness to the pollytics that are driving us all over that cliff. Tresa Grey has been standing on a box going on about standing firm (?) and all else are making fun of that. QUITE RIGHT TOO shouts Owner every time she hears that word Blastit. Vinnie has delivered a big speech at a conference before catching a train home on about how we can do this and do that and reverse the process and as for Jezzer he is laying low we think NOT down on the allotment which may be water logged and wind swept but we think he is now in his shed on the very same allotment reading comics. This is surely the basis of all his policies says Owner who drones on all the time about the demise of the left. I mean. Donwald the Trump is as orange as before and just as clownish and no change there.X
We have managed to keep up with Corrie folks but little else and Sally has been remanded in custardy!!! it is all horrid Imran's doing and we hate him just for now. Petah Barlow is fed up with his lot and thinks he is getting it in the neck from all sides and maybe he is whilst Carling Black eyebrows is big boss. There is a new and annoying character playing about at being Tryone's Granny and Owner says she is an imposter. Seeing as Owner can spot this kind of thing blindfolded and kept in a dark cellar watch this space for more folks. Strictly starts tomorrow night and we are on it. Owner now has a proper tea pot for one with a hand made knitted no crocheted tea cosy on it!! This will perch on a tray ready to pour the second DO DO DO DOOO DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Folks it has been a life changing week this week with both the ageds on the move like grand elephants moving from one water hole to the next - Owner has new cousins to think about and talk to and ME? thanks for asking - it is nice to have a bit of peace and quiet but I quite enjoyed all the excitement really. Have a good weekend to yourselves, batten down those hatches if the wind gets up and watch wall to wall telly like we are!! big Love Wonka XX
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