Saturday, 25 March 2017

Missing Hours!!

What's to do Wonka! You all shout up excited as it is Saturday Caturday PLUS it is sunny and good.  it is here anyway and that is all that counts!  YES I am feeling very selfish today and that makes a change from constantly thinking of others.  Alright Bertie Bubb and Ruggles and my new amour across the way. 

 Owner says she does not know how she has avoided stroking this cat (Poppet) as it looks adoringly up at her when she trip traps home laden down with shopping (gallons of cat litter enough to provide facilities for an entire cat army, also enough cat food to feed well us lot for a day or two just saying.X) - yes and as Owner trips past Poppet (not her real name folks we are protecting her privacy! X) she feels a strong urge to cuddle and stroke said cat. BUT Wonka, she tells me up when she bursts through the fragile front door - I HAVE MANAGED NOT TOO. This is important folks, because given a whisker of a chance, Poppet might speed in and start living here EVEN THOUGH she has a home a few doors up.  End ofX

What else Wonka you say up to me, dreamily gazing out at this sun ridden day, what else is there to report up?

A SUCCESSFUL family outing went on yesterdee, with aged parent, daughter and grandson oh and aged sibling.  This all went to plan, no one asked a difficult family ridden question and although Owner muttered about being exhausted when she finally returned (yes laden with..........) the upside was all enjoyed.  AND, Owner found time to nip to the shop and take back the WRONG shoes. I did warn her last sundee when she suddenly took stock of her shoes and decided she must have more, I SAID don't be persuaded to buy regular fitting Owner, when you need your tootsies to spread out!  what does she do?  Not only buys one pair of regular knock em out shoes BUT have another pair on order.  This folks I tell you had disaster sewn right into the linings.  They were delivered.  NEXT DOOR. WITH no indication of such. I had my paws and whiskers very busy trying to allay Owner's anxiety setting (from zero to ten folks.X) as she tried to guess where the shoes that would not fit her had gone to.  I WON'T DO THAT AGAIN Wonka she droned to me having rushed to the shop with them and got the money she hasn't got back on the best credit card on the planet. I know.X

Here we are again with the hour thingy - forwards forwards!!  And a little reminder that in our #spookytale ginger tom takes us on a little adventure involving that clock and the lost hour!  Backwards in winter and forwards for Spring!  in our story it is the turn towards the dark days and a mysterious death prompts our hero (said ginger tom) to follow a calling! At the moment folks it is still on BUT Owner has plans (yes I know.X) to move it and shake it all about and end it up on that big shop in the sky!  I will keep you posted though. AND she keeps droning on about a new website ALL ABOUT ME.  x

In other lesser news donwald the trump has had a big failure apart from his wardrobe and hair that is, and all are talking it up.  Tresa May continues to baffle us with talking like a home secretary BUT she is the prime minister no less and very sad news for me and Owner PLUS at least 48% of other good voters is that nasty trigger thing is set to happen next week.  I rarely get political as you know folks but this one could affect ME, oh and Bertie (set against the brexit on toast) and Ruggles who has always been pro E EWE.x

Back in the real world, Corrie has gone very darkish with Rosee handing out poor advice to thingy who is back with her tattooed boy, Pheelan is hearing things in that flat and Ken has turned into a spying, manipulative patriarch with good Deirdre's image shining out from the photo frame. Owner decided that Nick, Ken and Ken's son thingy are all wearing the same black jacket which she has taken strongly against.  Nearly as much as Staycee in Enders.x

Now I want you all to ponder a moment on the Easter break which is looming alright it is looming here and Owner has big plans to squash into the break.  BUT she has plans and this is my advice to all you folks out there lounging about doing RIEN with no thought for this season of renewal and upcycling (Owner's best new word, it is like recycling but better.  it is what Owner will do with her Dad's old work bench.  Convert it into something we can all use! I know!! exiting or what.X) so get with it, and tune in.  Paint that room and sort your yard out now!!  finally, Owner has made a promise to Ruggles which I am witness to, and it is to sort out our new vista so we can all trot out there and enjoy the sunnyshine. Me?  dreams of laying on the hot doorstep OR lounging in the cool dog kennel whilst Owner mucks around with plant pots.  Lovely.x

Have a topping week folks!  See you soon big Love Wonka X