Wonka here. OWNER RETURNS!! We know she is back because she has been a whirling dervish ever since she set foot. YES I had a big cuddle, yes so did Bertie although he doesn't really understand a cuddle and then it started. Brushing up here, changing that there, kettle boiling the other. OH now it is a glass of red because she says she is exhausted and stressed out. Already? I goes, so soon? it is all down to the internet (or lack of it) Owner had to spend a long time on the phone with a stranger (always a fretful thing) trying to re connect to something she thought she was already connected to. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE she kept repeating, well of course I kept out of the way and for once get why Bertie stops in the Narnia cupboard all day long. Eventually after what seemed an eternity and I daren't worry over the phone bill does Owner come off the phone.
YES I am reconnected she shouts up and NO I DON'T want a new router or fibres or coloured things or ANY OF IT!!
This, good folks out there means Owner is well and truly home and I love it!!
Silly old Sundee cartoon. All we have to show you is a little carton of Owner and her Cousin enjoying just one of the things they got up to, which was looking at old photees, They loved it.
There they are!! There to the left is May, cousin's dog who is a collie and very flighty says Owner who is next and then there is good cousin. it all went very well and the family history is in full swing washed down with plenty of vino. they loved it.
Final silly sundee stuff. Tomorrow there will be a proper diary that reports up on Owner's jouney (excellent except for coming off on the wrong exit off the M62 coming home - don't ask I shouldn't have) the actual weekend (blissful and wants to go back- I know!!) and most importantly what went wrong with Claudia thingy and Tess wotsit on Strictly???? Owner can't stop going on about it. She has mentioned a bright prink dress and the words BIG MISTAKE I even thought she said bring back Brucie but I could have been mistaken surely?? The hex factor was like Macbeth gone wrong with wringing of hands, tears and chairs. six chairs and more than six people to sit on them. We are to be glued to it tonight come what may!!! now the new week is here yet again and friends are coming to visit. We have never been so excited really and I wonder how to keep Owner calm. Do go steady out there in the Wold good folks wherever you are in it. Big love Wonka X