Snappy ol para. Blow me down then good folks if she didn't get a phone call to say her darling and wonderful dearly loved and departed Father who had a cousin called John well he has now popped off to join him! hence the dream of funerals and Dads. I rest my paws and everything. What you all gasp up, a coincidence! NO, it is synchronicity at work folks a la Carl Gustav Jung, a hero of mine and Owners. Now what is all this snappy then, you all wonder up. It is Owner. I am blaming it on a fitful night's sleep and the return of her cold. yes. This alone can explain why (list) 1. She snapped at aged sibling about a can opener. and 2. Snapped at aged parent about anything and everything. Mostly it seemed to centre on a bar of chocolate. Aged Parent directed Owner up to her room which even on a good day is a trek and a half past millions of other bedrooms full of people you don't want to look at or turn into. half an hour later once Owner had finally found the 'chocolate in a bag' she brought it back down OH says aged parent 'you have brought the whole bag'. And the chocolate folks was WHISKY chocolate. I bought it because I like it, says aged parent. I HATE WHISKY snaps Owner back. Guess where the chocolate is now, that is right first time. I love it.
Short and snappy para. For our good cartoon we are spoilt for choice but having this one:
There we are! it is The Voice tonight and Owner can snap snap away at that! We love it. x
Final jump to it para. Owner did manage to fit in a non essential shop with some much needed (according to her) make up and a much needed (?) banana yellow shirt. This is, she says, for when she goes away. this is a slight hintster (new word I like it) for when she pops away for a long weekend and leaves me to be spoilt rotten by my Aunty and by my cat sitter. Anyhow I have let Owner off with these purchases as otherwise she will moan she is slaving away for little reward. and freezing whilst she is doing it. I am even now praying for warmer weather. So between The voice and the 'Battles' ! NO not with those pesky Vikings, although they can sing up with those deadly war tunes, no these singers are shouting I mean singing to each other and we have to pick the best one. or maybe it is the Judges. Whoever it is, will get it wrong snaps Owner. Then we can calm down with Casualtee and Nursey Charlie et al. Do go steady out there in the Wold good folks wherever you are in it and especially if you are dreaming.....Big Love Wonka x