OF SOMEONE ELSE'S BOOK!!!!
special because Owner is specially special (Owner said that is nonsense to say that Wonka but I like it, so. End of.X_
so folks out there all as happy as larks (and if you're not you must read some #wonkastories now!) here is the book!! We are proud to present the very first published Wonka story! and Owner says I must pay tribute to nice Austin Macauley Publishers for looking twice (or I wouldn't get my tea-time.x) If you wanted your very own copy and I cannot think of any reason why you wouldn't...go to the bookshop in the sky (amazen I mean amazon OR startle the staff in Waterstones or Smiths and beg them to order it over a real counter.x
Owner has been so excited about this, she has caught a cold. Personally, I have tried to catch it and pop it out back but I couldn't find it anywhere..................I'LL BE FINE she croaked to me earlier. That's good Owner I says back, because me, ME, me oh yes and Bertie Bubb and Ruggles are all starving. See you soon folks, Big Love Wonka X